Being a Nationals fan is hard.
Yeah, we're going to lose at least 110 games this year.
We've got minor leaguers on our team, like goddamn Robert Fick, who utterly sucks. When he comes to bat, you can count on him NOT DOING ANYTHING USEFUL, like maybe driving in a run because the bases are loaded. Nope. A popup. Third out. Waste of a roster spot, and completely untradeable because he sucks.
If it weren't for the wastes of space in Tampa Bay and Denver, Fick wouldn't even be in the majors, he's so bad. The expansions diluted the talent, so let's do something about that and get rid of a couple of teams permanently, and not expand again.
The Devil Rays don't even have any fans, anyway. The Marlins should be contracted, too, but since they're bought two World Series, it's kind of hard to justify getting rid of them.
So the Devil Rays and Rockies it is. Let's get rid of them and improve Major League Baseball and maybe give teams like the Nationals a chance to win every now and then.
We've got minor leaguers on our team, like goddamn Robert Fick, who utterly sucks. When he comes to bat, you can count on him NOT DOING ANYTHING USEFUL, like maybe driving in a run because the bases are loaded. Nope. A popup. Third out. Waste of a roster spot, and completely untradeable because he sucks.
If it weren't for the wastes of space in Tampa Bay and Denver, Fick wouldn't even be in the majors, he's so bad. The expansions diluted the talent, so let's do something about that and get rid of a couple of teams permanently, and not expand again.
The Devil Rays don't even have any fans, anyway. The Marlins should be contracted, too, but since they're bought two World Series, it's kind of hard to justify getting rid of them.
So the Devil Rays and Rockies it is. Let's get rid of them and improve Major League Baseball and maybe give teams like the Nationals a chance to win every now and then.