Quit being Dali frickin' Yoda about this, okay?
Let's see. What happened last game? Well, we kept driving towards the Mormon camp thing in awkward silence when a giant squid monster thing attacked the car. It started nomming our car as we tried to figure out what to do.
Reniah the bastet went to try to open the back of the car, while Shelly the vampire started shooting through the party at the front of the car. The squid broke the front windshield, which gave Jack the opportunity to shift to crinos, activate might of thor and smash the thing in the face with his hammer... multiple times.
The Ananasi (who we *still* don't know is an Ananasi) jumped out of the car while the Demon burst into flames, which is always fun. Jack smashed the squid thing again as it started to squish into the car's interior. It was gooey.
We finally got out of the car, cleaning the larger chunks of calamari off the car and Shelly explained that she was in contact with one of the vampires int he Mormon camp who was being held for breeding ghouls. This made Reniah fox frenzy off to a cave of ringtail cats who are adorable. The rest of us discussed what we are going to do re: the rather powerful vampire being at's held in the Mormon camp. I think we should kill him. That's just me, though.
Reniah the bastet went to try to open the back of the car, while Shelly the vampire started shooting through the party at the front of the car. The squid broke the front windshield, which gave Jack the opportunity to shift to crinos, activate might of thor and smash the thing in the face with his hammer... multiple times.
The Ananasi (who we *still* don't know is an Ananasi) jumped out of the car while the Demon burst into flames, which is always fun. Jack smashed the squid thing again as it started to squish into the car's interior. It was gooey.
We finally got out of the car, cleaning the larger chunks of calamari off the car and Shelly explained that she was in contact with one of the vampires int he Mormon camp who was being held for breeding ghouls. This made Reniah fox frenzy off to a cave of ringtail cats who are adorable. The rest of us discussed what we are going to do re: the rather powerful vampire being at's held in the Mormon camp. I think we should kill him. That's just me, though.