i hate baseball.
i don't see the point in caring.
i'd definitely rather see new york and boston battle to the doom than listening to some over the hill teacher fight with students about how the yankees rule and watch everyone wear their red sox hats and gay pride shit.
did i say gay pride? i meant trivial fucking bullshit pride. that's all sports today is. where are all the reasonable sports? something someone can actually be proud of. like gopher fucking and mutant toad crushing. i admit it, hunting is stupid as well, but when you are senselessly killing millions of cute baby rabbits it's so much more fun. i mean which would you rather say to someone you'd like to impress because you have no self esteem and surround yourself with abercrombie billboards and "how to be cool" articles in cosmo girl?
"Hey dude I got a 180 playing my neuormatic cum dispenser!"
or
"Hey dude I killed about 40 helpless reindeer with this agent orange i home produced in my backyard"
Final message. Be cool. Fuck shit up. Don't watch television. Kill bugs bunny. Smash yankees and red sox fans alike in the face with a shovel.
I should really run for something, then my slogan can be, "Hey atleast it isn't subliminal!"
And if i was president there would be a bullshit war, but not something as lame as "war on terrorism" it be the "war on robots". oh man. that be great.
i mean. look at those robots. they're getting out of fucking control. we need to set down the law.
vote no.
concern. cindi.