Comments | zanyzacharias: I shouldn't be surprised at anything that happens in this school anymore, but I am.

zanyzacharias

I shouldn't be surprised at anything that happens in this school anymore, but I am.

Feb 07, 2005 19:20

Er, so apparently Mrs Malfoy got tired of lounging around her manor and decided to work for a change? Because it can't be that she needs the money.

And before anyone says anything, this is my journal and I've the right to write my opinions in it. I haven't been disrespectful or, what's the word? Right, yes, defamed anyone ( Read more... )

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pure_nobility February 7 2005, 18:48:37 UTC

She's Professor Malfoy now, you imbecile. Think of what would happen if you called Professor Snape "Mr Snape" and multiply that by a squillion, and you'll have what's coming to you if you ever call her Mrs Malfoy to her face. God, Smythe, I thought you were sharper than this.

zanyzacharias February 7 2005, 18:56:14 UTC

Calm the sod down, there. What's your problem? Was the wine not brewed to perfection or did the glass have a stain?

Fine, then. Professor Malfoy.

pure_nobility February 7 2005, 19:15:58 UTC

My problem? How would you feel if 2/3's of your parents were suddenly living and working alongside you? That is, I obviously have no problem. I'm coping with the unique pressures of the situation wonderfully.

BREWED? Wine isn't BREWED, it's FERMENTED.

zanyzacharias February 7 2005, 19:26:46 UTC

Brewed, fermented, tossed around! Whatever!

I'm glad you're coping with having your mother here, I don't know if the rest of the school can say the same.

pure_nobility February 7 2005, 19:32:42 UTC

You're talking about wine, not... a quaffle or whatnot. Have some respect.

They'll adjust.

zanyzacharias February 7 2005, 22:06:02 UTC

Why? It's not like I want to have a wineyard when I grow up.

...Wait, did you say you have three parents?

pure_nobility February 7 2005, 22:08:42 UTC

Vineyard, not wineyard. And yes, I can see that you possess a lack of interest in the subject.

No.

zanyzacharias February 7 2005, 22:12:13 UTC

Well, you said: "How would you feel if 2/3's of your parents were suddenly living and working alongside you?", and I just have two parents. I'm certain of that, definitely.

pure_nobility February 7 2005, 22:15:32 UTC

So maybe I'm bad at maths.

fletchfinchley February 8 2005, 03:10:07 UTC

God, do you never pay attention, Smith?

Draco Malfoy has two mummies.

pure_nobility February 8 2005, 03:13:51 UTC

That's a METAPHOR.

zanyzacharias February 8 2005, 03:16:25 UTC

A metaphor for what?

pure_nobility February 8 2005, 03:22:08 UTC

You figure it out, Smythe. Or allow F-Fletchley fill you in. I am removing myself from this discussion.

zanyzacharias February 8 2005, 03:19:37 UTC

What is with people and thinking I pay attention to gossip? First Granger with her book burning, and then Malfoy's overabundance of parents.

So his other mother is at Hogwarts, too? I don't really get the logistics here.

fletchfinchley February 8 2005, 03:22:06 UTC

I'm surprised you even know where you are half the time. How are you supposed to find me if you're so bloody stupid?

It's Professor Sinistra, you twat.

fletchfinchley February 8 2005, 03:54:59 UTC

You're taking an awfully long time to respond. Has the mere thought of Professors Sinistra and Malfoy together melted your brain?

I am so glad you're not in my year. I don't think I could live with myself after hearing that.

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