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Hello World,
Long time no speak. There is not much to say except for the fact that I have recently joined the legions of the damned. That's right I am a telemarketer. I have some advice for all of you who are bothered by telemarketers:
1) *never* say yes because that puts you on their sucker list.
2) Don't bother asking to be removed from the list. The list is the White Pages.
3) If you're not interested just say so and hang up.
4) Don't be abusive. It does not make you more of a man or a better person. In fact it makes you
a shithead. One way of judging people is by how they treat those that they don't have to be
nice to. It is not ok to abuse them just because they are paid to take your abuse. It is no
more acceptable than littering because the janitor is paid to clean it up. It is unacceptable to abuse people even if their profession is unpopular. All jokes aside I don't actually advocate
abusing tram inspectors, parking inspectors or traffic cops. Plus telemarketers know where you
live and they know your phone number. Personally I enjoy abusive calls. It makes me feel much
better to know that the person deserves my attention and if they want to waste their time
abusing me and threatening me that's ok because I've got all night to listen to them.
5) Don't threaten to report me. Empty threats just make you look stupid.
6) Never ask for information. They'll call back.
7) Have a difficult to pronounce name or live in a rich suburb. (Rich suburbs never donate.)
That's about it. I hope this information is helpful. If you do think it is acceptable to abuse me please don't tell me because I will take it personally.
Long time no speak. There is not much to say except for the fact that I have recently joined the legions of the damned. That's right I am a telemarketer. I have some advice for all of you who are bothered by telemarketers:
1) *never* say yes because that puts you on their sucker list.
2) Don't bother asking to be removed from the list. The list is the White Pages.
3) If you're not interested just say so and hang up.
4) Don't be abusive. It does not make you more of a man or a better person. In fact it makes you
a shithead. One way of judging people is by how they treat those that they don't have to be
nice to. It is not ok to abuse them just because they are paid to take your abuse. It is no
more acceptable than littering because the janitor is paid to clean it up. It is unacceptable to abuse people even if their profession is unpopular. All jokes aside I don't actually advocate
abusing tram inspectors, parking inspectors or traffic cops. Plus telemarketers know where you
live and they know your phone number. Personally I enjoy abusive calls. It makes me feel much
better to know that the person deserves my attention and if they want to waste their time
abusing me and threatening me that's ok because I've got all night to listen to them.
5) Don't threaten to report me. Empty threats just make you look stupid.
6) Never ask for information. They'll call back.
7) Have a difficult to pronounce name or live in a rich suburb. (Rich suburbs never donate.)
That's about it. I hope this information is helpful. If you do think it is acceptable to abuse me please don't tell me because I will take it personally.