Sociopath or Just Misunderstood?
Part of the Possessed Car 'verse http://zannes.livejournal.com/8606.html
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Summary: Guess what? Our Yellow-Eyed Demon decides he might need someone to talk to. He goes to visit Sam and Dean's favorite therapist.
Author's Notes:
lyonie17 is awesomer than ever with her betaing goodness. I just keep throwing stuff at her and she takes it! Still don't own anything Supernatural related (except the DVDs and I'm not giving those back, Kripke). Italics indicate the therapist speaking, ALL CAPS are the therapist's notes, regular text indicates the Demon.
Sociopath or Just Misunderstood?
You must be new to the area. I haven’t seen you around town.
CUTE - HAS A WINCHESTER LOOK TO HIM.
LOOK UP SAM AND DEAN’S NEXT APPOINTMENT - GET HAIR DONE.
Yes, ma’am. Just came to town on some business.
So Mr….John D. Mon, what brought you here today?
SEX ADDICTION? PLEASE?
I work with genetics and I do a bit of…motivational speaking - convincing people to do things they’d be
too hesitant to do on their own. Keeps me really busy.
So you’re a bit of an overachiever, I take it. BORING!
Yeah, you might say that. I’d take over the world if I had the time.
You must be pretty hard on yourself…feeling the need to fulfill all of these impossible goals.
No, not impossible…just time consuming. I’ve got a team working on it.
It must be hard on your family. PLEASE BE SINGLE.
Yeah, it really kills them sometimes. DAMMIT.
I hate to be rude, but I think you might need to make an appointment with your physician. Your eyes show signs of yellowing. I’d advise a check-up.
COULD BE JAUNDICE, HEPATITIS, MALARIA - CALL CLEANERS AND STERILIZE OFFICE.
Awww, Doc. Didn’t know you cared.
It’s my job.
And it’s my job to offer you the deal of a lifetime. How would you like to get the thing you want most in
the world?
I just want my patients to be happy and healthy.
AS LONG AS THEY STAY CRAZY. I NEED TO EAT, TOO.
Let’s get back to you.
I’m trying to bargain here!
I see you don’t deal well with failure. SCHEDULE MANICURE.
No…my Father is pretty strict. Never complimented me when I destroyed a civilization…er,
corporation. Always demanding more and more. Soon one soul…er, stock wasn’t enough. Then it
had to be an entire family. Now there’s this whole gene manipulation idea - I came up with it! Sheer
brilliance! But he complains it’s not happening quickly enough. I tell him that babies are useless - let
them grow up, go to Stanford, and things will turn out great, but nooooo, it has to have immediate
results, like with Pompeii…er, Posturpedic. Made quite a killing with that!
Hhmmm…I see.
DADDY ISSUES - MAYBE GROUP THERAPY WITH WINCHESTERS?
I’m sorry to say that we’re out of time.
Time is inconsequential to me.
I get paid by the hour.
Please see my receptionist and we’ll see if we can fit you in next week.
LOSE HIS NUMBER.
I’ll be looking forward to it, Doc. It’s not often I meet someone who understands me so well.
Thank you. Betsy! Send in my next patient, please!
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Summary: Guess what? Our Yellow-Eyed Demon decides he might need someone to talk to. He goes to visit Sam and Dean's favorite therapist.
Author's Notes:
lyonie17 is awesomer than ever with her betaing goodness. I just keep throwing stuff at her and she takes it! Still don't own anything Supernatural related (except the DVDs and I'm not giving those back, Kripke). Italics indicate the therapist speaking, ALL CAPS are the therapist's notes, regular text indicates the Demon.
Sociopath or Just Misunderstood?
You must be new to the area. I haven’t seen you around town.
CUTE - HAS A WINCHESTER LOOK TO HIM.
LOOK UP SAM AND DEAN’S NEXT APPOINTMENT - GET HAIR DONE.
Yes, ma’am. Just came to town on some business.
So Mr….John D. Mon, what brought you here today?
SEX ADDICTION? PLEASE?
I work with genetics and I do a bit of…motivational speaking - convincing people to do things they’d be
too hesitant to do on their own. Keeps me really busy.
So you’re a bit of an overachiever, I take it. BORING!
Yeah, you might say that. I’d take over the world if I had the time.
You must be pretty hard on yourself…feeling the need to fulfill all of these impossible goals.
No, not impossible…just time consuming. I’ve got a team working on it.
It must be hard on your family. PLEASE BE SINGLE.
Yeah, it really kills them sometimes. DAMMIT.
I hate to be rude, but I think you might need to make an appointment with your physician. Your eyes show signs of yellowing. I’d advise a check-up.
COULD BE JAUNDICE, HEPATITIS, MALARIA - CALL CLEANERS AND STERILIZE OFFICE.
Awww, Doc. Didn’t know you cared.
It’s my job.
And it’s my job to offer you the deal of a lifetime. How would you like to get the thing you want most in
the world?
I just want my patients to be happy and healthy.
AS LONG AS THEY STAY CRAZY. I NEED TO EAT, TOO.
Let’s get back to you.
I’m trying to bargain here!
I see you don’t deal well with failure. SCHEDULE MANICURE.
No…my Father is pretty strict. Never complimented me when I destroyed a civilization…er,
corporation. Always demanding more and more. Soon one soul…er, stock wasn’t enough. Then it
had to be an entire family. Now there’s this whole gene manipulation idea - I came up with it! Sheer
brilliance! But he complains it’s not happening quickly enough. I tell him that babies are useless - let
them grow up, go to Stanford, and things will turn out great, but nooooo, it has to have immediate
results, like with Pompeii…er, Posturpedic. Made quite a killing with that!
Hhmmm…I see.
DADDY ISSUES - MAYBE GROUP THERAPY WITH WINCHESTERS?
I’m sorry to say that we’re out of time.
Time is inconsequential to me.
I get paid by the hour.
Please see my receptionist and we’ll see if we can fit you in next week.
LOSE HIS NUMBER.
I’ll be looking forward to it, Doc. It’s not often I meet someone who understands me so well.
Thank you. Betsy! Send in my next patient, please!