my name is Denver Max, I eat heart attacks.
My one dollar gloves from ebay arrived today. They are too small, but I am determined to stretch them out so they are comfortable. If not, It is totally worth cutting off circulation to my hands for them, because they are that badass. The guy i bought them from also sent me 2 japanese hard candies and a picture of Bruce Lee. I am currently eating the strawberry one. I hope I dont die.