Oh dear god, no.
Samantha says:
people are slashing mr. cortez... more than before...
i feel weird just thinkin' about it. he's 'my friend allie's cousin'
way to ruin a slash
Allie says:
I know, how do you think Gracie feels?
...she actually met/talked to him
Samantha says:
i wonder when you'll become interweb famous! =O
Allie says: me?!
Samantha says:
OMG PEOPLE'LL START MAKING FUCKING LIKE, CORTEZCEST
Allie says: ...oh god, not
Samantha says:
it'll happen, i'm tellin' you. first, you become famous for being matt's cousin.
then, you get sucked into the slash, via being familia. finally, you get sucked into the slash in a weird 'imma fawk muh famlee' kinda way. =/
xSqueakyxBatx: you know its coming
xSqueakyxBatx: poor Matt, more fiction?
Allie says: Noooooooooooowaaaaaaaaay!
no no no no
no
Samantha says: the fandom forgot to take its meds today
Allie says: NO!
Samantha says: they do it to mikey and gerard!
and they're brothers.
Allie says: yes, but...we're cousins!
Samantha says: lol i'm going to scar you for life
Allie: says: ...I don't want to think about that...that'd be uber weird
Samantha says: well, i still stand by you becoming interweb famous
Allie says: and I'd probably cry
xSqueakyxBatx: um... I don't read slash anymore if that helps?
xSqueakyxBatx: dear, its coming weather you like it or not
xSqueakyxBatx: at least the Matt fandom
xSqueakyxBatx: I think you can escape
xSqueakyxBatx: seeing as you're a GIRL
zandieforlife: I shall!
zandieforlife: thank goodness
xSqueakyxBatx: and most fandom revolves around gay sex
Samantha says: well, you know how you're always 'insert random black girl [that black girl being you] into fic' when you comment on some?
you'll be the random black girl, smacking a ho around fo messin' wit yo cuzin.
is that scenario better?
Allie says:
xD
...no, not really
>_<;
Samantha says:
=/! stop bein' picky
it's bound to happen, tbh
especially how everyone's like 'allie, matt's cousin -rolls eyes- duh'
Allie says: oh really?
what do you mean?
xSqueakyxBatx: PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE
xSqueakyxBatx: jeez
xSqueakyxBatx: and you'll get into fics and like kick G's ass for messing with your cousins heart and then Frank swoops in on a giant bird and kills everyone.
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They're giggling...but I'm not amused.
Dx<
It better not happen, or I'll be upset.
Okay, thanks.