Janice Dickinson: Model. Genius.
Everyone thinks that Janice is insane and on her way down. I say not so. I say that she is a genius heretofore unrecognized by the media for her subtle homages to the Batman franchise, and quite possibly to comic book characters everywhere. I would even go so far as to guess that Our Lady Of Batshit is really using her life to audition for the up and coming Dark Night starring the yummy Christian Bale.
exhibit a:
The Joker is one of Batman's oldest adversaries (I believe that he is the oldest, though I admit to not being up to snuff on my bat lore, but I loved Cesar Romero), and here is Janice, cleverly reminding everyone of Joker's whimsical fashion sense and outrageous makeup. The Joker would often infiltrate fashion shows and make a spectacle of himself while his Band of Merry Men covertly stole diamonds and other expensive accessories from the participators.
exhibit b:
Poison Ivy, forced to live amongst toxic fumes due to chemical dumping, is much more than just a socially aware villain. Always attempting to turn the world just as poisonous as she is (and if she just lets us all do our own thing, it will really go along a lot faster) so that she can finally experience the nightlife of Gotham and bitter that Batman is forever thwarting her. Here we catch a glimpse of Ivy *at* The Ivy while her legion of purse dog-shaped poisoned vines twine their way up and down the buildings of Rodeo Drive.
exhibit c:
Speaking of green, is that The Riddler I spy? Best known for his bright green spandex, bowler hat, baton twirling skills, and in recent years, flexibility. Janice has all of those in spades. Here she is at New York Fashion Week, pretending to have a good time while her team of female models plant a bomb at the top of the Empire State Building that can only be deactivated if someone figures out the riddle unlocking mechanism. Will Batman be in time?
exhibit d:
Mr. Freeze is not the result of toxic waste, but a scientific experiment gone wrong. He put himself into this position, and he is pissed about it. As Vincent Price always demonstrated, however, he was always unable to let go of his aristocratic leanings and dined on his baked Alaska in style after courses of foie gras, caviar, and canard con fit. What better way to breathe new life into this somewhat futile villain than to replace him with Janice, resplendant in silver satin evening attire, strutting down the runway and pretending to be all kinds of fabulous while her global freezing ozone is released innocuously into the atmosphere by her band of anorexic (and naked!) male models?
exhibit f:
The Penguin. Good friend of The Joker, The Penguin disappeared off the radar for a long time, but she's back (with new lips!) to help play second fiddle to The Joker. This might be Janice's best role yet, as Penguin is best known for snappy one-liners, quacking like a duck, and smoking from his archaic but fabulous arm-long cigarette holder while peering imperiously through his monocle.
exhibit a:
The Joker is one of Batman's oldest adversaries (I believe that he is the oldest, though I admit to not being up to snuff on my bat lore, but I loved Cesar Romero), and here is Janice, cleverly reminding everyone of Joker's whimsical fashion sense and outrageous makeup. The Joker would often infiltrate fashion shows and make a spectacle of himself while his Band of Merry Men covertly stole diamonds and other expensive accessories from the participators.
exhibit b:
Poison Ivy, forced to live amongst toxic fumes due to chemical dumping, is much more than just a socially aware villain. Always attempting to turn the world just as poisonous as she is (and if she just lets us all do our own thing, it will really go along a lot faster) so that she can finally experience the nightlife of Gotham and bitter that Batman is forever thwarting her. Here we catch a glimpse of Ivy *at* The Ivy while her legion of purse dog-shaped poisoned vines twine their way up and down the buildings of Rodeo Drive.
exhibit c:
Speaking of green, is that The Riddler I spy? Best known for his bright green spandex, bowler hat, baton twirling skills, and in recent years, flexibility. Janice has all of those in spades. Here she is at New York Fashion Week, pretending to have a good time while her team of female models plant a bomb at the top of the Empire State Building that can only be deactivated if someone figures out the riddle unlocking mechanism. Will Batman be in time?
exhibit d:
Mr. Freeze is not the result of toxic waste, but a scientific experiment gone wrong. He put himself into this position, and he is pissed about it. As Vincent Price always demonstrated, however, he was always unable to let go of his aristocratic leanings and dined on his baked Alaska in style after courses of foie gras, caviar, and canard con fit. What better way to breathe new life into this somewhat futile villain than to replace him with Janice, resplendant in silver satin evening attire, strutting down the runway and pretending to be all kinds of fabulous while her global freezing ozone is released innocuously into the atmosphere by her band of anorexic (and naked!) male models?
exhibit f:
The Penguin. Good friend of The Joker, The Penguin disappeared off the radar for a long time, but she's back (with new lips!) to help play second fiddle to The Joker. This might be Janice's best role yet, as Penguin is best known for snappy one-liners, quacking like a duck, and smoking from his archaic but fabulous arm-long cigarette holder while peering imperiously through his monocle.