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School Daze: The American Remake
Calculus Class:
Me: *drop my headphones* "D'oh"
Teacher: "...did you just say d'oh?"
Me: "Yes..."
Teacher: *facepalm*
Circuit Analysis:
Teacher: "Zach, could you surprise me next monday and actually show up on time? That'd be a nice way to start the week."
Contemporary History:
Teacher: "One of these weekends, and I'll give you guys a heads up on which one, I'm going to drop a Neutron bomb on Los Angeles."
Student: "But then there'd be no one to run all the stores!"
Teacher: "We'll just use Mexicans. President Fox is too much of an idiot to stop us from stealing his workforce and they complain less than those Unionized brats."
I love my school.
Calculus Class:
Me: *drop my headphones* "D'oh"
Teacher: "...did you just say d'oh?"
Me: "Yes..."
Teacher: *facepalm*
Circuit Analysis:
Teacher: "Zach, could you surprise me next monday and actually show up on time? That'd be a nice way to start the week."
Contemporary History:
Teacher: "One of these weekends, and I'll give you guys a heads up on which one, I'm going to drop a Neutron bomb on Los Angeles."
Student: "But then there'd be no one to run all the stores!"
Teacher: "We'll just use Mexicans. President Fox is too much of an idiot to stop us from stealing his workforce and they complain less than those Unionized brats."
I love my school.