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So, I was looking back through my journal to see if I had made any New Years resolutions last year. I did, and I even kept the fucking thing. I forgot to post it in my journal though. For those of you who are curious, I said I wouldn't cut my hair for a full year. I cheated, sort of, because I hadn't cut my hair for almost 3 months at that point, but I did make it 12 months.
Also - I used to be a emo bitch. I mean, god damn. How the fuck did y'all stand me for so long? Jesus, did I suck.
That brings me to the point of this. A bunch of you guys are making resolutions again, and even though I only make them as a joke, I think I'll join in.
1) Don't let me be an emo bitch any more. Seriously. There's a difference between venting or complaining and being emo. I was being emo.
2) I should probably stop smoking cigarettes at some point in '06. I will still greatly enjoy my pipe and my cigars, but the cigarettes are gonna start getting in the way of my lung capacity as well as give me cancer. The pipe and the stogies will just give me cancer. And yes, I know smoking is a "dirty habit", but fine tobacco is one of the few things that I can still taste fully. And I like the taste. So basically tobacco to me is like chocolate to women. It's not the best thing for me, but damn how I love it.
3) Stop getting god damn distracted so easily. There was probably a 20 minute gap between me finishing number 2 and me starting number 3. I'm like a pothead goldfish sometimes.
4) I really shouldn't watch Comedians of Comedy so late at night. Those bastards are so fucking funny they get me totally wired from all the laughing. They also make me think I might be able to be as funny as they are because I'm almost as big a geek as Patton is. This is a sad, filthy lie. I'm only that funny to all the crazy imaginary people in my head. And the few real people as crazy as the ones in my head. Fuck, now the next time I see Xach part of me is gonna think he's not real. Stupid Descartes and your "reality is in your mind" crap.
If you read this far, please leave a comment. Not so I know who actually reads my posts; I just think it'll be funny to see what the people who only read this last line will say to make it look like they read the whole thing.
Also - I used to be a emo bitch. I mean, god damn. How the fuck did y'all stand me for so long? Jesus, did I suck.
That brings me to the point of this. A bunch of you guys are making resolutions again, and even though I only make them as a joke, I think I'll join in.
1) Don't let me be an emo bitch any more. Seriously. There's a difference between venting or complaining and being emo. I was being emo.
2) I should probably stop smoking cigarettes at some point in '06. I will still greatly enjoy my pipe and my cigars, but the cigarettes are gonna start getting in the way of my lung capacity as well as give me cancer. The pipe and the stogies will just give me cancer. And yes, I know smoking is a "dirty habit", but fine tobacco is one of the few things that I can still taste fully. And I like the taste. So basically tobacco to me is like chocolate to women. It's not the best thing for me, but damn how I love it.
3) Stop getting god damn distracted so easily. There was probably a 20 minute gap between me finishing number 2 and me starting number 3. I'm like a pothead goldfish sometimes.
4) I really shouldn't watch Comedians of Comedy so late at night. Those bastards are so fucking funny they get me totally wired from all the laughing. They also make me think I might be able to be as funny as they are because I'm almost as big a geek as Patton is. This is a sad, filthy lie. I'm only that funny to all the crazy imaginary people in my head. And the few real people as crazy as the ones in my head. Fuck, now the next time I see Xach part of me is gonna think he's not real. Stupid Descartes and your "reality is in your mind" crap.
If you read this far, please leave a comment. Not so I know who actually reads my posts; I just think it'll be funny to see what the people who only read this last line will say to make it look like they read the whole thing.