Thor
This is Thor. Thor is a nice guy who beats up bad guys with a big hammer named Mjolnir. Most of them are Jotuns. One time Thor dressed up like a chick to get his hammer back from some douchebag, and when the douche placed Mjolnir on Thor's lap, he picked it up and bashed the guy's head in. He then bashed in all of the guy's friends' heads.
I bought this statue yesterday. Yay!