And now; PROCRASTINATION!!
A list of Silly Things I am Afraid of:
~ sharpening knives (in case the metal filings end up in my lungs)
~ mould (ewwwwwwwwwww)
~ spray'n'wipe (see metal filings)
~ talking to people i havent met but know about from other people (?)
~ when strangers talk to me theyre not being friendly (oh no, theyre either wanting to have sex with me, or cut me open.)
~ the possums screeching on the fence at night are actually demons trying to get in my house (lol)
~tops too tight around my neck (like a noose waiting for my last breaths. scarves are fine.)
~ squid suckers on tentacles. (not the squid themselves, just the suckers.)
~ tequila.
A list of Silly Things I Should Be Afraid of, but am not...
~ walking alone at night
~ running in front of traffic
~ talking to drunk bogans 3am at the pub (its hard to disguise your true nature when youre that wasted, lol)
~ licking the nutella/vegemite/honey/etc off the knife blade (mmmm)
~ getting muffins out of the toster with forks (as long as you dont touch the sides its fine, right?)
~ sharpening knives (in case the metal filings end up in my lungs)
~ mould (ewwwwwwwwwww)
~ spray'n'wipe (see metal filings)
~ talking to people i havent met but know about from other people (?)
~ when strangers talk to me theyre not being friendly (oh no, theyre either wanting to have sex with me, or cut me open.)
~ the possums screeching on the fence at night are actually demons trying to get in my house (lol)
~tops too tight around my neck (like a noose waiting for my last breaths. scarves are fine.)
~ squid suckers on tentacles. (not the squid themselves, just the suckers.)
~ tequila.
A list of Silly Things I Should Be Afraid of, but am not...
~ walking alone at night
~ running in front of traffic
~ talking to drunk bogans 3am at the pub (its hard to disguise your true nature when youre that wasted, lol)
~ licking the nutella/vegemite/honey/etc off the knife blade (mmmm)
~ getting muffins out of the toster with forks (as long as you dont touch the sides its fine, right?)