Dec 05, 2006 13:27
Zalgo! Hvatm! Svatm! These toes are making my sinuses itch with unrelenting fury. So, I add half a gallon of paraffin wax to a parking meter full of bees, and where does this get me? APPLE DAY! Assaulted in the head by orange balloons, there's helium in my soul yet!
Carrot fever, Pacman feels it. Power pellets to spare, ghosts to eat, a fever deep down in your soul. Can it be stopped? Sometimes religion and small frogs are useful for this porpoise, a useful technique for studying temporary insanity. "Peanuts! I have to sell thirty stepladders worth of peaunuts before the oxygen man comes to reset my soul!" Typical cry of the working underclass blendermen.
So telephone, how does it feel to be used? Never talked to, always talked at, left idle and useless until your need suits us. I'm not happy, they took it they took my salad! MY SALAD BRAIN MY SALAD BRIAN!