THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH. IT IS MICHAEL EMERSON'S BIRTHDAY AND I AM CELEBRATING BY COPYPASTING UGLY BIRTHDAY CLIPART ONTO PICTURES OF HIM.
ALSO HIS WIFE. AREN'T THEY FUCKING ADORABLE?
LOOK AT THIS CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER EAT HIS BIRTHDAY SUSHI CAKE
SERIOUSLY. THEY ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER. YOU CAN ONLY WISH YOU COULD BE THIS ADORABLE.
OBLIGATORY PICTURE OF THE LOST CAST, BECAUSE IT'S MICHAEL EMERSON'S BIRTHDAY. JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT.
AND NOW I'M GONNA GO EAT SOME DELICIOUS FUCKING HAM