Well, since everyone else is either doing it, or will do it, I thought I'd beat the usual rush to spam LJ with pointless and crappy memes. So, Happy November (Its not even december yet, fer chrissakes... christmas bah...)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I punched
snow_kitty in the arm (-10 points). In September on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I gave
solulo a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1644 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
Zakarius