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FOUND:
Saskie (Officialus Mascotus Westernus Canadaus Gameus Summerus, 1979)
Native Habitat - the saskie is usually found behind things: bushes, pumpkins, clumps, sloughs, behind another saskie...or right behind you. (Bet you can't turn around fast enough to see it.)
Feeding Habits - in one of the most extraordinary choincidences of the whole history of Zoology, it turns out that a saskie likes what you like, and definitely doesn't like what you definitely don't like. Go ahead: name something you like. See? The saskie likes it.
Training - saskie should have no trouble training you. Be pleasant, responsive to commands, affectionate, friendly. Don't track on the carpet. Don't sleep on the couch. Don't beg for food.
Did you know? - it is almost impossible to tell the male saskie from the female saskie, except when you observe the two saskies together billing and cooing. the one billing is the male. the one cooing is the female.
Care - grooming consists of roughing the hair in-between the ears now and then, whilst saying "Goooooooooooood saskie, Gooooooooood Saskie". Chin-chucking isn't appreciated.
Likes/Dislikes - saskie likes fun and games. dis-likes no fun, no games.
LOST
the name of the person who gave me the stuffed animal to which this tag is attached - still - randomly at the belly button -
if you know to whom i'm referring - then you understand the significance of the Saskie -
i have him back - he's going on my bed - he's spent too long in the closet and then i put him in a box -
but i got that box back - and he's out now -
...and sitting on my lap.
we're going to go cuddle now and make up for lost time.
REWARD
the of the one who stuffed him into a closet.
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psst....your a grandma.