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Beware of Jaime's Defrosting Skills

Jul 10, 2005 19:40

So I decided to defrost my ancient freezer yesterday. I was going to just get it started, then leave for my brothers' for a little AngelFest. But right before I left, I realized it was defrosting more quickly than I'd expected (thank BuffaHELL heat!!). So I figured I would help it and get it done. So I grabbed a knife, knocked off the ice and --- ( Read more... )

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glitter_disgust July 11 2005, 04:55:35 UTC

WOW. That's all I have to say about you're life. WOW. ;-)

xxspacegrrrlxx July 11 2005, 13:11:12 UTC

Freezer Killer, q'est que c'est. fafafa-fa fafafafafa bettah run run run run run run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
:D

glitter_disgust July 11 2005, 13:37:43 UTC

Freezers of the world bewere. Jaime the freezer slayer is on the loose.

glitter_disgust July 11 2005, 13:38:09 UTC

Oh and bad bad bad grammer you're = your.

xxspacegrrrlxx July 11 2005, 14:24:32 UTC

Wouldn't garlic work just as well?

hehehehe. We love you, Jaime! :p

zajax July 12 2005, 04:41:45 UTC

You're all a LAUGH RIOT. :)

I'm having a wake for my fridge this weekend. hehehe. I love me.

glitter_disgust July 12 2005, 05:15:19 UTC

Is it really aproriate for you to have a wake for a fridge that you killed in cold blood? What's Ms. Fridge's lesbain lover going to think of that mockery? Think of the mini fridges. Do they really need to see the their addopted mother's murderer there. I mean come on there is such a thing as tact man.

zajax July 12 2005, 05:29:59 UTC

I can't tell if you're funny as hell, or one SICK bastard!! :) Either way, it's all good. ... It will be a tasteful and appropriate wake. Honor for the fridge, no doubt. Granted, I'm the one who sliced its freon neck. But it was an accident! Honest, you honor! And I think the fridge was just WAITING to fuck with me. So it was self-defense!! That thing was up to no good. Really.

zajax July 12 2005, 05:31:11 UTC

*your honor

glitter_disgust July 12 2005, 17:56:51 UTC

It was a good fridge. It held all your condiments with out complaint. I'm sure if you ever put food in it it would have never let it spiol. I don't know if you can be respectful to the fridge now.

zajax July 12 2005, 17:59:53 UTC

Hey! There was food in it! Well, actually, no there wasn't. But there has been in the past, damn it.

xxspacegrrrlxx July 12 2005, 18:03:59 UTC

ahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

That's awesome.

glitter_disgust July 13 2005, 05:12:22 UTC

I aim to please

xxspacegrrrlxx July 12 2005, 18:03:03 UTC

Aren't we, though??

My condeleezas on the lose of your refrigerator.
I'll have my secretary send over some flowers and a card.

zajax July 12 2005, 18:07:34 UTC

Actually, if you're sending something, could it be a new fridge? :)

xxspacegrrrlxx July 12 2005, 18:21:33 UTC

I'll have to see if it's in the 2005 budget...

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