Happy Towel Day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day
I celebrated by planting the lilac and running around with a towel tied about my waist. Also, a ginormous spider crawled down my shirt. I did the sensible thing and flailed my arms while yelling, "AUUUUUUGGGH GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFITTICKLESYEEEEEEEK!" This was the most logical thing to do at the time. Trust me.
And within the span of five minutes, I managed to find more very large spiders crawling over various parts of me - all different species. After the third one, I decided to call it a day and headed inside to have lunch and reclaim what sense of pride I had left. Also, lunch was roasted cornish hen stuffed with sweet onion and carrots, with fermented fish sauce. Nom.