Pink champagne on ice

[zahidism]

ok so...at the casino the other day we were strolling around checking out the hot girls and what have you...and this morbidly obese lady in an electric wheelchair-type contraption strolls by drinking a coke. This lady (or monster...) was clad in extremely small shorts...the sight was horrifying. I whimpered and almost fainted. Anyway, the mail just got here as im looking out my window. Now my mailman is a 60ish man who walks somewhat like Gollum from lord of the rings (the movie), if not more shuffling. He also has this brutal hacking cough that reverberates my windows. I think he has chronic bronchitis or something. It's disturbing. I'm surprised my whole neighborhood hasn't come down with some sort of malicious epidemic like disease... anyway...i'm done for now

-zahid