Pigs
Dear Women everywhere,
Here is some public restroom etiquette. One would hope that this isn't necessary but judging by the flith... it is.
1. A) If you manage to rip tiny pieces of toilet paper off the roll before getting an acceptable sized piece to wipe your fat ass DON'T THROW THEM ON THE FLOOR!!!!! Do you do this at home? B) Trash goes in the trash can... I know, it's a strange idea but that's what it's for.
2. If, while washing your hands, you get water all over the fucking sink CLEAN IT UP WITH A PAPER TOWEL!!!!!
3. DO NOT tug at the paper toilet seat covers so hard that you rip them off the wall... That's just stupid. If you do happen to tear it off..... PICK IT THE FUCK UP AND THROW IT AWAY.
4. It's not going to kill you to touch the door to the bathroom.
5. Don't toss dirty diapers all will nilly. See section B of #1.
6. Tampons/Pads go in... (EVERYONE, all together) THE TRASHCAN. Not stuck to the wall.
7. It is NEVER ok to wipe your shit anywhere but on the toilet paper. Ever.
8. If you would sit the fuck down on the toilet.... say it with me now... THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY PISS ON THE SEAT!!!! Stop this nonsense!
If you have anything to add to this list... please feel free.