Second Report

[zagakuto]

M-Mr. Edgeworth! This is a matter of great emergency!!

I think you really need to see this. Apparently they need your expertise in prosecuting a terrorist named Mr. Zura or something. L-Let's do it, sir! For the good of the citizens! We certainly can't let a terrorist be running free around here!

Comments

[pattan]

MR. GUMSHOE!

MR. GUMSHOE! yOU CAN GET IN CONTACT WITH MR. EDGEWORTH FOR ME?!

[zagakuto]

Sure thing, pal! Mr. Edgeworth's kinda busy at the moment, but I'll get to him ASAP!

[pattan]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD NEVER LET ME DOWN!

[zagakuto]

Of course! The police's always right here for the citizens, after all.

[pattan]

You seem a whole lot more competent than our police.

/stuffs down Yamazaki muse

[zagakuto]

Really? That's the first time I've head that... What's your police like?

/HAHAHAHAHA

[pattan]

Well there's a Mayo freak, a gorilla, a mad sadist, and some weirdo who always plays badminton.

/HE TAKES OFFENCE AT THE BADMINTON THING. (Also : /stuffs down Hijikata muse)

[zagakuto]

...that's some questionable police force alright.

/I LOVE THEM ALL REALLY

[pattan]

How they haven't caught Katsura-san yet is beyond me, really.

He hardly has any idea what's going on most of the time. It's like when an incompetent force meets a retarded object.

/YOU PEOPLE SUCK I SHOULDN'T BE CONSIDERING A GINTAMA MUSE FOR HERE

[zagakuto]

Well, why would they be trying to catch him anyway? Is this due to some popularity polls thing again?

/DO IT DO IT DO IT AND DAMN YOU FOR BRINGING POLLS INTO THIS

[pattan]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DAMN POLLS! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE POLLS!

HE'S A TERRORIST!!!

THE FACT THAT I'M SO LOW IN THE POLLS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!

/NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND AHAHAHAHAHA.

[zagakuto]

So you are low in the polls! No wonder Mr. Katsura said you were out to get him...

[pattan]

I'M OUT TO GET HIM BECZAUSE HE IS A DANGEROUS MAN AND A TERRORIST!!

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, THE MAN IS CLEARLY LYING TO SAVE HIS OWN SKIN!

[zagakuto]

...'beczause'?

[pattan]

A typo.

My keys get broken a lot.

[zagakuto]

I-I see. I really know how that feels, pal. Don't get a lot of pay myself...