for the birthday boy
Happy Birthday, Kitten
You're cute as a mitten
That I want my hand up inside
To touch the part of you
That is sweet and sexy and cool
And then on top of you I would ride
You're 26 now, but don't have a cow
You'll be beautiful for many years to come
Just stay off the booze, and the cheap slutty floozies
And at 40 you'll still have that teeny tight bum
I hope your day is special and you get lots of gifts
The least of which is a big fat kiss
From someone that makes you feel all mushy deep down
Someone who's curly hair is currently russet-sorta-light brown
Drink some wine, relax, enjoy
And tap the ass of that fine man-boy
I'm fairly certain he wants it
Just overlook his bullshit
Even if you two don't work out
Imagine how the photos would turn out
You two are too delicious
To not make a puppy sandwich
At least you'd get it out of your system
Even we can read all the sexual tension
You'll feel much better, your friendship will improve, believe me
Once you and the Infant play "Hide the Salami"
But whatever you do on this, your special day
Be safe, be happy, and by all means, get laid
Play with your wild hair, imbibe only until you've got a nice buzz
Play tic-tac-toe on your face with your sexy chin fuzz
Wear a sparkly pink polka dotted rhinestone encrusted top
And neon green capri pants with a sticker on the ass reading "Pop"
Don't forget your little sandals so we can see your toes
Top it off by wearing in your hair a big yellow rose
Then you'll be ready to have the best birthday yet
Your smile alone will have millions of girlies all wet
So Happy Birthday to the sweet, shy, arty, spacey, sexy Puppy
If there was any justice in the world, right now you'd be in me.
Happy Birthday, Chiclet
Zaen
You're cute as a mitten
That I want my hand up inside
To touch the part of you
That is sweet and sexy and cool
And then on top of you I would ride
You're 26 now, but don't have a cow
You'll be beautiful for many years to come
Just stay off the booze, and the cheap slutty floozies
And at 40 you'll still have that teeny tight bum
I hope your day is special and you get lots of gifts
The least of which is a big fat kiss
From someone that makes you feel all mushy deep down
Someone who's curly hair is currently russet-sorta-light brown
Drink some wine, relax, enjoy
And tap the ass of that fine man-boy
I'm fairly certain he wants it
Just overlook his bullshit
Even if you two don't work out
Imagine how the photos would turn out
You two are too delicious
To not make a puppy sandwich
At least you'd get it out of your system
Even we can read all the sexual tension
You'll feel much better, your friendship will improve, believe me
Once you and the Infant play "Hide the Salami"
But whatever you do on this, your special day
Be safe, be happy, and by all means, get laid
Play with your wild hair, imbibe only until you've got a nice buzz
Play tic-tac-toe on your face with your sexy chin fuzz
Wear a sparkly pink polka dotted rhinestone encrusted top
And neon green capri pants with a sticker on the ass reading "Pop"
Don't forget your little sandals so we can see your toes
Top it off by wearing in your hair a big yellow rose
Then you'll be ready to have the best birthday yet
Your smile alone will have millions of girlies all wet
So Happy Birthday to the sweet, shy, arty, spacey, sexy Puppy
If there was any justice in the world, right now you'd be in me.
Happy Birthday, Chiclet
Zaen