two spoilers for the price of won **warning not really spoilers**
My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ginny Weasley blows up Hogwarts on a broomstick
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy is killed by the zombie Albus Dumbledore with the help of a small zombie bat
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and one other meme
My Fortune Cookie told me:
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
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