Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I pulled mcrochip's hair (-5 points). In November I set crazycarol69's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rain_queen's purse (30 points). In April I gave memoriesofyou a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I pushed iluvmyike in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-68 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
zacsbumlover