And so...it begins! ADVENTURE HO!!
So ive got a terrible memory and i decided that something had to be done. I started playing those brain training games on the internet but i got bored pretty quickly. Ok i lied my awful awful mother organized an intervention and i cant access them...from home. Hohoho...foolish mother...ill end you yet. Anyways I also started making vlogs on youtube but that was a bust (im not very camera witty...although i am quite camera pretty). I think it's because i'm like super modest and you really just gotta be out there and confident to be on youtube right? I mean apart from the face which i've totally got you just cant be modest like me. Also I just couldnt seem to talk naturally in front of the camera. So now i've decided to try my hand at this. Hopefully having my thoughts written down will help me recall them in the future...or if not ill just come back here and laugh at how stupid amazing i was. :D :D
On my quest to retain my sanity and resist the pulls of senility that are plaguing my 17 year old brain, I am going to write about stuff i think and do! Fun stuff no? Yes.
So the other day i was at work and this guy came up to my cash. He was a pretty big guy with long flowing blond hair, deep raspberry nailpolish...way too much eyeshadow...and...and...WAIT A SECOND! Oh yes! I just had my first tranny customer!! So exciting. I feel kinda bad for him. I dont think he quite pulled off the look of dainty lady. He was very...man-ish. He was like 6' tall and really broad too and his voice was deep. Hmm...actually that just about describes my perfect girl ;D (only thing missing is the bazongas atleast bigger than her head) I shud've asked for his numba. rawr. mmmhmm. I could always pay for implants. Thank you science. you're welcome. WHO'S THERE!?
Gosh...this is harder than i thought...IT'S LIKE THE INCIDENT WITH THE VLOGGING!! screw grammar ima type hows i talk. perhaps that will help. I think it might be because i need to have a conversation with someone to say anything worthwhile...ah well. WE SHALL PLOW ONWARDS AND SEE WHERE THIS TAKES US HMMMM!? excellent. Strap yoselves in for a sexy time. God im so turned on right now BAHAHAHHA gross.
hmm....i forgot what i was gonna write next...see this is what i mean...damn u senility STAY AWAY FROM MY SPERM! auugh...ok i guess ill end it with...i used my brothers expensive shampoo today and now my hair smells really bad. Like really. Like if a skunk, a homeless guy and ur mo-- OH YEAH I REMEMBER!! i was watching this Discovery Channel Podcast on the subway today and it was Man vs Wild or something and it was showing how to skin deer to use their fur as shelter. It was so disturbing haha lawdy...he was just hacking and ripping and hacking and burping and ripping. Yeah it smelled bad apparently. He was all AH KOH THAS RANK THA IS! But to make it worse, after he was done, he SLEPT under the freshly skinned probably Bambi's Mother!! I was all gross dude that's gross. and he was all like shutup its warm ahole. and i was like don't tell me to shutup i'll kill you. and he was like no u won't and i was like you're right and we went shopping and i bought a dog and he skinned it and i was like dude that's gross dude. but its ok the dogs dead now :D! tasty.
Also there was this one podcast where this guy was checking this dogs penis for frostbite and i was like omg i hope nobody looks at my screen *hides screen between hands and face*
subtle.
SOOO before i start rambling (cause i totally havent started rambling yet ;D) im gonna SIGN OUT as they call it in the biz! Thats right...ive got ears everywhere. Yep there too.
On my quest to retain my sanity and resist the pulls of senility that are plaguing my 17 year old brain, I am going to write about stuff i think and do! Fun stuff no? Yes.
So the other day i was at work and this guy came up to my cash. He was a pretty big guy with long flowing blond hair, deep raspberry nailpolish...way too much eyeshadow...and...and...WAIT A SECOND! Oh yes! I just had my first tranny customer!! So exciting. I feel kinda bad for him. I dont think he quite pulled off the look of dainty lady. He was very...man-ish. He was like 6' tall and really broad too and his voice was deep. Hmm...actually that just about describes my perfect girl ;D (only thing missing is the bazongas atleast bigger than her head) I shud've asked for his numba. rawr. mmmhmm. I could always pay for implants. Thank you science. you're welcome. WHO'S THERE!?
Gosh...this is harder than i thought...IT'S LIKE THE INCIDENT WITH THE VLOGGING!! screw grammar ima type hows i talk. perhaps that will help. I think it might be because i need to have a conversation with someone to say anything worthwhile...ah well. WE SHALL PLOW ONWARDS AND SEE WHERE THIS TAKES US HMMMM!? excellent. Strap yoselves in for a sexy time. God im so turned on right now BAHAHAHHA gross.
hmm....i forgot what i was gonna write next...see this is what i mean...damn u senility STAY AWAY FROM MY SPERM! auugh...ok i guess ill end it with...i used my brothers expensive shampoo today and now my hair smells really bad. Like really. Like if a skunk, a homeless guy and ur mo-- OH YEAH I REMEMBER!! i was watching this Discovery Channel Podcast on the subway today and it was Man vs Wild or something and it was showing how to skin deer to use their fur as shelter. It was so disturbing haha lawdy...he was just hacking and ripping and hacking and burping and ripping. Yeah it smelled bad apparently. He was all AH KOH THAS RANK THA IS! But to make it worse, after he was done, he SLEPT under the freshly skinned probably Bambi's Mother!! I was all gross dude that's gross. and he was all like shutup its warm ahole. and i was like don't tell me to shutup i'll kill you. and he was like no u won't and i was like you're right and we went shopping and i bought a dog and he skinned it and i was like dude that's gross dude. but its ok the dogs dead now :D! tasty.
Also there was this one podcast where this guy was checking this dogs penis for frostbite and i was like omg i hope nobody looks at my screen *hides screen between hands and face*
subtle.
SOOO before i start rambling (cause i totally havent started rambling yet ;D) im gonna SIGN OUT as they call it in the biz! Thats right...ive got ears everywhere. Yep there too.