So I get this vision and it’s like a vision from the OmniDude or something and he tells me “David,” And I interject,” it’s Zack your high stationary dudeness,” and he’s like “okay Jackass I’ll remember that when you’re in line for melty burritos.”
And I’m thinking “dude I hate Burritos.”
So he starts up again “Zack, I have to show you…I’ve been calling you David since day one haven’t I.”
“Yes. Yes, you have.”
“Sorry bout that. Anyway, Zack, I have to show you the future the
FUTURE!”
“Okay.”
“But don’t you even want to know why I chose you?”
“Not really.”
“Well it’s about your son,
Zack Jr”
“Wait, wait there is no way I’d name my son Zack Jr..”
“Well you do and this is some of his future Future SLA scientist Zachary Overton Jr. is featured in this photograph taken from the POCC during the SLA-02 spaceflight. Zack Jr is busy talking with Operations Director A. J. Alfonzo about an upcoming SLA-02 medium rate pass. Zack Jr's involvement in the flight of SLA is a further example of Outreach to the toddler generation which was pursued by the SLA team. Zack Jr was worried that one of his father's favored SLA passes over Kamchatka might have been cut short by antenna switchovers and he was busily engaged in helping Dad preserve this valuable data. Other children were involved with SLA in both inspirational and operational modes, including Kelsey Harding."
"Zack Jr is also aided by the
Twins of Joey and Michelle.
"Pretty much the Future goes to hell in a hand basket as the people around you dispurse and change."
"
Future Paul is bitter. Especially
after losing body in an unspeakable accident."
"
Hannah and Greg through radiation have become beautiful beings with matching
dogs"
"
Nicole when not cleaning around the house takes up piloting
a plane to help fight the good fight."
"
Michele’s killer dolls plague the world as she controls it from under ground."
"Before Joey begins his treacherous work at the peep and loses his hands he met Keith now calling himself omega and Joey decides to join him under the name
Anarchist"
"Yes even the small yet not so intimadating one you call KeiKei has fallen ill to the deadly witchdoctor got your tongue virus and become the
Kei creature"
"But You did all you could Zack to stop it. But you're just one man. Some say you're even the cause of their future and made them what they are. But you will hit on and fight the good fight for you are the
last hero on earth! SO FIGHT FUTURE ZACK! FIGHT ON!