ONE.

[zachsattack]

What an interesting day. You know, I hear Muggles have superstitions about today. Naturally, I don't buy into any of that rot. But I thought it was worth pointing out. For you muggleborns, and all that. Not that it matters to me. But maybe you shouldn't be walking under any ladders anytime soon

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[0lovelybones0]

I'll have you know i'm quite warm, Zacharias.

[zachsattack]

And you are wanting me to go to you, Susan?

[0lovelybones0]

I was only stating a fact, I just thought i'd just rub it in your face.
Ten feet is quite close enough, thanks.

[zachsattack]

Oh, come on, Susan. I want to bury myself in your bosom.

Or some rot like that.

[0lovelybones0]

Hmm.. well...

Alright, you've convinced me.
You may commence with the burying.

[zachsattack]

I would prefer not to, actually.

[0lovelybones0]

Why would you go and say you want to do something when you really don't?

Honestly, Zacharias, you got my hopes up.

[zachsattack]

That's a ruddy lie.

[0lovelybones0]

Believe what you want, Zacharias. You've broken my heart.

[zachsattack]

I didn't know you wanted to be molested so badly.