This Is The End For You My Friend
- I'm low maintenance
- I shower every other day, and I'm okay with that
- I do not own a real brush
- I do not own a hair dryer
- I do not own hair product
- I'm perfectly happy in ball shorts and a hat
- my jeans are not tight
- my shirt, although sized XS, are not too tight on me
- I can be ready in 15 minutes, no matter the occasion
- I love rock shows
- I eat like a pig
- I think Britney is trash
- Cher should have retired in the 70s
- Gaga is overrrated to the max
- Glee is the worst show ever invented, and is not even relevant to a real glee club
- There is only ONE way I will watch a musical willingly, and those who know me well know what I mean
- Twilight should have remained a book
- I don't shop til I drop. I go where I want, I know my sizes, I grab, I go. The end.
- I have never been to a gay bar
- I don't understand why gays want marriage so damn bad.
- There is only ONE way I will hold someone's hand in public willingly, and once again, those who know me know what I mean.
- I hate drag shows, and I haven't even been to one.
- Mr Gay ______ is just as terrible of a concept, and once again, I've never been.
- I drink beer.
- I rock out to ROCK music behind the wheel of my car
- American Idol is stupid
- I'm not afraid to get dirty, and actually enjoy being in the woods
- I hang out with straight guys and girls, mostly. I hate most gays for the fakes that they are.
- I don't give a damn about Pride.
- The only rainbows you will see on me are the one my Aunt Mary made for me, because the things she makes for me mean the world to me. It represents family in more ways than one.
- I did not watch QAF religiously.
- I have not seen anything on Logo
- my jeans are from the MENS department
- Brokeback Mountain, although a great story, was a boring movie.
- Gay jokes are not offensive
Okay, I'm done ranting.