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"Most famous man who ever lived"
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-old, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put hiz hand up and said, "It was ST. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put hiz hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replead, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's
not right either.
Finelly, a Gujarati boy raisd hiz hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant hiz money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"