SGA-catchup liveblogging
Remnants
Rodney: Take a good look, because all you're going to see are my taillights.
Mistercreek: And by taillights, he means "my ass"! Oh my gosh, what have you done to me?
Brain Storm
All: Bill Nye!
Infection
wintercreek: I want one of those Wraith stunning sticks.
Mistercreek: I have one of those.
zabbers: *expression*
wintercreek: In your pants!
Mistercreek: Yes. No? That's homoerotic! If my stick comes into contact with someone else's stick...
wintercreek: Then everyone falls down?
Mistercreek: Don't they have anyone else to use the chair?
wintercreekHis gene is the strongest. But sometimes they have Lorne use the chair.
zabbersAnd Beckett, but he really sucks at it.
Mistercreek: It seems like he could command effectively if he weren't always in that chair.
zabbersYou can command quite well from a throne, I'll have you know. Also good for throne sex.
Mistercreek: If two people with the gene are in the throne having sex, does that make the control even stronger?
wintercreekIt makes the city rise up and sink and rise up and sink. Sometimes it makes the city release all the drones at once.
Mistercreek: That would be embarrassing.
wintercreekPremature firing!
Mistercreek: Todd/Woolsey slash? It's called Toolsey: "I use condoms when I have sex with Todd. I like to exercise caution."
...later:
wintercreek, re: John/Woolsey: Shoopsey! Shwoopsey!
Mistercreek: Don't look into that hole!
Random Redshirt: *gets attacked by a monster*
zabbers Todd to Teyla: "Move aside, bitch! I'm the real queen!"
Identity
zabbersThat's how John makes friends.
Mistercreek: That's the American way.
zabbersBe our friends our I'll kick you.
Mistercreek: It's like George Bush.
zabbersExcept pretty.
Mistercreek: If George Bush were hot.
end of episode, all: Aw. Aww. Awww. Aww.
And now I am going to make them observe the wonder that is Anthony Head.