ulcers are assholes

Dec 07, 2008 21:19

if i shld ever get an award/prize it would be for being an ulcer queen
the title is not glam at all, but i insist, the prize is mine.

since i was a wee lil thing, i have been getting ulcers like they are free
(they r free, but thts besides the point)
so now im so "used" to them, tht like having 4 conjoined ulcers is no suprise.

bcos i have ulcers so often,
it takes a long time to realize tht, OH! i had no ulcers this week
then next week they decide times up
shld visit Zara's mouth again

so anyway convo w my mom,
mom: ai, i have this ulcer at the side of my lip, i think it hapened during the op
zara: this = one, i have 4 now
mom: oh ya, cnt compete w u

i rmb once, they were so huge tht u cld see them,
cos i cldnt close my mouth
like seriously
and since they were so bad
and i dont rly like art classes
i used them as an excuse to skip lesson
ONLY ONCE
and i even took pictures to send to my teacher
come to think of it, i have about 5 pics of my ulcers in my com
its gross, but its life, my life, my ulcer-ridden life
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