Memo to all staff:
Dear figments of my imagination,
Please stop trying to kill me whilst I dream. It makes me generally more paranoid than I already am during my waking hours and is counter productive to the company as a whole. Also, it would be great if you would allow the circumstance of said dreams to be easily remembered. The flashback/deja vu style of recognition makes me think that I actually AM crazy. I would like to see these problems rectified ASAP.
Signed,
The Management.