Could someone, uh, I don't know, WAKE ME UP FROM THIS GOD-AWFUL NIGHTMARE?
Sorry. What?
Filch, you say? Noooo, Filch? That slimy, skin-wobbling, scowling, crooked nobhead? Head of Hufflepuff?
It honestly makes me want to go up to Hogwarts right this minute and apply for the job. Or kill Filch. Or both. You know, it doesn't really matter.
Filch, you say? Noooo, Filch? That slimy, skin-wobbling, scowling, crooked nobhead? Head of Hufflepuff?
It honestly makes me want to go up to Hogwarts right this minute and apply for the job. Or kill Filch. Or both. You know, it doesn't really matter.