Apr 22, 2005 18:44
Man your broomsticks, Hufflepuff, it's time to show the population of Hogwarts exactly who they're dealing with. I want support, I want cheers, I want points and I want Justin to stop worrying about his broomstick. Look, you weren't the last seeker who had problems. Summerby had problems with his hands (catching the snitch, sorry Summerby - it's true) but that's an entirely different matter because Justin replaced him. Now, Diggory, he was a great seeker. Never lost his cool, that bloke. Too bad he's--
Well, I want the whole of Hufflepuff on the look out for the Quidditch team. If it isn't the Slytherins trying to kill us all, or You Know Who trying to kills us all, it's everyone else. Put your backs in to it and do a Mad-Eye Moody (CONSTANT VIGILANCE!) because honestly, I don't really want to visit Ernie or Stan in the hospital ward because one of you didn't see that foot stick out infront of them or that curse being sent at them.
I think I'm going mad with studying for the NEWTS or else I'm just naturally paranoid. Life is out to get me and I can feel it. I won't be surprised if I fall off my broom on Saturday.
Also, Susan, you silly girl, there's no mice to worry about. They're not going to nibble your toes off and carry you to the deepest, darkest dungeons of Hogwarts. Would you please start sitting properly? I promise if I see a mouse I'll stomp on it so it won't get to you. Alright?