Whatev!
So i was reading my "The Onion Weekly Dispatch" today and stumbled across an article that struck me as funny... even though it is suppose to.
Compliment Of Pants Sounds Suspiciously Like Intent To Steal Them
AUSTIN, TX-The praise leveled at the tweed pants currently worn by record-store clerk Anton Eklund's by longtime friend Bernard Woelters sounds suspiciously like an overture to larcenous action, Eklund said Monday. "Those are really, really nice pants. How do they fasten, exactly? Where would you keep pants like that-in a closet, a dresser, hanging on a peg?" Woelters is reported to have asked Eklund at a party over the weekend. "Pretty wide cuffs on them too, I see. Can they be yanked off over your shoes without being damaged?" Though Eklund has no concrete proof that the pants are at risk, he is considering purchasing a more secure belt.
hmmmm
then this morning i woke up, like i usually do, and checked my cell phone, like i usually do.. i was expecting to receive the same blank screen like always, because who calls in the middle of the night? well to my surprise, i had a voicemail. the number to it was restricted tho.. so i listen with great curiosity.. the message was simple, this is what it said.
"Whatever happened to Emilia Earhart?" (sung in a sort of tune)
i was astonished... who would leave such an odd message?
was it that strange arab man who left me two messages a long time ago? no, it was an accented voice..
and it doesnt sound familiar either...
noone in their right mind just calls at 2am to say that unless their drunk.. and it was a tuesday night/wednesday morning... hmmm i am oddly perplexed.
if anyone has any information regarding this, please let me know.
it will be greatly appreciated..
i want to respond to the mistery caller and say
"I Don't Know"
that's it... just three simple words
btw, i was doing some research last night and corey ward brought to my attention a show that was awesome a long time ago.. Sifl and Olly... so now i am in search for episodes of this show.. and the dvd's can no longer be purchased because MTV holds the rights to Sifl and Olly and will not release the DVDs any longer... boooo!
okay, time for class
adios
Compliment Of Pants Sounds Suspiciously Like Intent To Steal Them
AUSTIN, TX-The praise leveled at the tweed pants currently worn by record-store clerk Anton Eklund's by longtime friend Bernard Woelters sounds suspiciously like an overture to larcenous action, Eklund said Monday. "Those are really, really nice pants. How do they fasten, exactly? Where would you keep pants like that-in a closet, a dresser, hanging on a peg?" Woelters is reported to have asked Eklund at a party over the weekend. "Pretty wide cuffs on them too, I see. Can they be yanked off over your shoes without being damaged?" Though Eklund has no concrete proof that the pants are at risk, he is considering purchasing a more secure belt.
hmmmm
then this morning i woke up, like i usually do, and checked my cell phone, like i usually do.. i was expecting to receive the same blank screen like always, because who calls in the middle of the night? well to my surprise, i had a voicemail. the number to it was restricted tho.. so i listen with great curiosity.. the message was simple, this is what it said.
"Whatever happened to Emilia Earhart?" (sung in a sort of tune)
i was astonished... who would leave such an odd message?
was it that strange arab man who left me two messages a long time ago? no, it was an accented voice..
and it doesnt sound familiar either...
noone in their right mind just calls at 2am to say that unless their drunk.. and it was a tuesday night/wednesday morning... hmmm i am oddly perplexed.
if anyone has any information regarding this, please let me know.
it will be greatly appreciated..
i want to respond to the mistery caller and say
"I Don't Know"
that's it... just three simple words
btw, i was doing some research last night and corey ward brought to my attention a show that was awesome a long time ago.. Sifl and Olly... so now i am in search for episodes of this show.. and the dvd's can no longer be purchased because MTV holds the rights to Sifl and Olly and will not release the DVDs any longer... boooo!
okay, time for class
adios