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Wednesday's running may kill me. She runs constantly. Into traffic, into the men's restroom, out of stores and buildings while I'm in the middle of paying. She won't hold my hand or stay in a cart, she can unbuckle like a 10 year-old. I have tried the cute little backpack monkey leash, but she screams non-stop when it's on like someone is trying to kill her - it's this horrible high-pitched pig squeel, it's ear-piercing. Plus she lunges at the end and leaps so that she lands on her face and it looks like I am abusing her, dragging her along the ground. She acts like the kid from that old SNL Mike Meyer's skit. It's killing me. She laughs the whole time. She is the most destructive child ever, I swear.
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