Harry Potter and the WWW.HAPPYBIRTHDAY.COM
Dear WWW.
Happy 40th Birthday!
What a wonderful friend you have been to me, waiting patiently each day to feed me with information, news, gossips, eye candies and ahem..entertainment. Lol.
You are omni-present, your presence felt in places even the Sun does not shine. You are partial and never judgemental, and everyone tells you their sordid secrets! Though you have, on more than one occassion, irritated the hell out of me I still love you and cannot quite fathom life without you.
I love you, please do not crash on me.
Love love,
www.zephylovesyou.com