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ANON AND SO SCREENED serendipity_sen March 8 2011, 04:51:33 UTC
So I have this boyfriend that I really like, but we haven't done it yet, and it's been forever. He sleeps a lot (IT'S NOT BECAUSE I SUCK OKAY?!), and I've tried lots of stuff already.

Got any ideas on how I can finally get lucky?~

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Re: ANON AND SO SCREENED z2ine March 8 2011, 05:00:09 UTC
Maybe it's because you don't suck...

Anyway, here are some ideas.

1. I'm guessing you've already tried caffeine. See if fruit helps. Apples especially have lots of natural sugar to provide short bursts of energy. Hopefully you can use that burst to make stuff happen.
2. Maybe a light exercise to get your blood going first. Nothing that would make him too tired.
3. Make him laugh. Try a little tickle if he starts to fall asleep. Be playful.
4. Some music?
5. Weird, but I do this during late night WoW missions. Pulling on your earlobes can tug you out of sleepiness. Do stuff to his ears I guess.
6. Try a location that its hard to sleep in.

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Re: ANON AND SO SCREENED serendipity_sen March 8 2011, 05:04:34 UTC
I do, he just falls asleep after he finishes....

1. Tried it.

2. That won't work.

3. Tried ittt.

4. Tried itttt. He's hot when he dances though.

5. ....I'm gonna try that.

6. That definitely won't work.

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Re: ANON AND SO SCREENED z2ine March 8 2011, 05:06:43 UTC
You do?

Then if all fails, just say me first this time.

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Re: ANON AND SO SCREENED serendipity_sen March 8 2011, 05:08:16 UTC
Thanks :D

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Re: ANON AND SO SCREENED z2ine March 8 2011, 05:11:45 UTC
No problem.

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