ASSHOLE DRIVERS!
YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SONS OF GODDAMNED WHORE SHIT! WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE! ALL OF YOU LISTEN UP, FATHERFUCKING PIECES OF SCUM TURDS!
You went to driver's ed for a fucking reason! Please go a decent speed! Just because it's 6 of the fucking clock does not mean the speed limit suddenly changes to 5mph! When you are on the interstate, the MINIMUM as LEGALLY REQUIRED is no less than 45--that's FORTY-FIVE--mph!!! When it is regular driving hours, please go at least 70! The left lane is for passing! Do not stay in the left lane if you are not passing anyone! I WILL flash at you, honk, attempt to pass you on the right, or run over you IN THAT ORDER otherwise! Get out of everybody else's way you piece of shit!
ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE IN BATON ROUGE!
LEARN TO DRIVE!
If you happen to be a close friend of mine and live in Louisiana, guess what. IT GOES FOR YOU TOO! Unless you cannot drive or I have already otherwise specifically told you that you drive decently. ONLY then.
HUGS!
YvennaT