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[Classes have just finished for the morning so everyone is out milling about in the corridors. Naruto is standing at one end, and bangs his fist against a locker until he has everyone's attention.]
OKAY GUYS, TIME OUT. NO MORE FIGHTS, I LIKE SASUKE, AND IF ANYONE ELSE DRAWS A PICTURE OF someone sucking my dick I'M DELETING YOU OFF MY FACEBOOK.
[...Yep, that should do it. Now he can relax because everyone will stop trying to kill Sasuke and hopefully Sasuke won't kill anyone either :| Oh, and -]
ALSO I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A STUDENT COUNCIL. PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU WANT TO VOTE ME AS PRESIDENT.
[He puts his hand up in the air :D C'mon, what're you waiting for?]
Current count: Naruto - 6, Neji - 2, Sasuke - 0
OKAY GUYS, TIME OUT. NO MORE FIGHTS, I LIKE SASUKE, AND IF ANYONE ELSE DRAWS A PICTURE OF someone sucking my dick I'M DELETING YOU OFF MY FACEBOOK.
[...Yep, that should do it. Now he can relax because everyone will stop trying to kill Sasuke and hopefully Sasuke won't kill anyone either :| Oh, and -]
ALSO I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A STUDENT COUNCIL. PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU WANT TO VOTE ME AS PRESIDENT.
[He puts his hand up in the air :D C'mon, what're you waiting for?]
Current count: Naruto - 6, Neji - 2, Sasuke - 0