It's Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball The Movie!
Well . . . might as well be:
Beach Spike - What's the best way to stop your favourite beach being bulldozed and turned into a luxury property development? Get Lo Meng to teach you beach volleyball of course! From the creative masterminds behind last year's SHADOWGUARD (the directorial debut trainwreck from Michael Biehn), producer Bey Logan wisely readjusts his sights this time out, opting for the more low-key yet infinitely more market-friendly formula of Chrissie Chau and a group of similarly curvaceous young lasses jumping around in their bikinis.
Hmmmmmm . . . guess I have a bootleg DVD to seek out when I go to Chinatown after summer XD
In other news:
Tim Burton Drops Maleficent
Soooooo . . . at the very least we now know that Helena Bonham-Carter won't be in the movie.
Beach Spike - What's the best way to stop your favourite beach being bulldozed and turned into a luxury property development? Get Lo Meng to teach you beach volleyball of course! From the creative masterminds behind last year's SHADOWGUARD (the directorial debut trainwreck from Michael Biehn), producer Bey Logan wisely readjusts his sights this time out, opting for the more low-key yet infinitely more market-friendly formula of Chrissie Chau and a group of similarly curvaceous young lasses jumping around in their bikinis.
Hmmmmmm . . . guess I have a bootleg DVD to seek out when I go to Chinatown after summer XD
In other news:
Tim Burton Drops Maleficent
Soooooo . . . at the very least we now know that Helena Bonham-Carter won't be in the movie.