Guaranteed way to shut my mother up
So I saw my mother briefly yesterday. Mentioned that my sister Brittanny (not her daughter, though) wants to come and visit her and bring along her son/my nephew, Antonio sometime. My mother uses this as an opportunity to give me crap about not providing her with Grandchildren yet:Mom: So when are you going to have a family?
Dustin: You mean, "when are you going to give me some grandchildren", right?
Mom: Well, yeah! Most of your cousins your age have children already!
Dustin: You mean, "Both my older and younger sisters as well as one of my younger brothers are grandparents already, and I'm feeling left out", right?
Mom: Oh shut up! I'm starting to think I'm never going to be called "grandmother" with you and your brother dragging your feet like this!!!
Dustin: Are you telling me you want me to go out and have sex?
Mom: . . . .
In other news, apparently I have something else on my mind while writing out all these tons of cover letters, I keep misspelling "business" as "bustiness"
Wonder what that could be?
EDIT: Heh, I found an appropriate gif for this entry . . .
Dustin: You mean, "when are you going to give me some grandchildren", right?
Mom: Well, yeah! Most of your cousins your age have children already!
Dustin: You mean, "Both my older and younger sisters as well as one of my younger brothers are grandparents already, and I'm feeling left out", right?
Mom: Oh shut up! I'm starting to think I'm never going to be called "grandmother" with you and your brother dragging your feet like this!!!
Dustin: Are you telling me you want me to go out and have sex?
Mom: . . . .
In other news, apparently I have something else on my mind while writing out all these tons of cover letters, I keep misspelling "business" as "bustiness"
Wonder what that could be?
EDIT: Heh, I found an appropriate gif for this entry . . .