This seemed like a good idea at the time...
Saw this list of names on another post, had to hork it and try it for myself. Results are
as accurate as possible, but the commentary is complete fiction. Enjoy.
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Dusty Pineridge (Because Dusty East 14th just doesn't cut it. I think I should go, right
now, and begin writing my next Monster Ballad; this name just won't cut it anywhere but
80's hair metal. Sounds like a drummer or bass player, I think.)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Donald Pocky (I'm just... so honored... that you all would chose me as the recipient of
this award. It has been my lifelong goal to receive an Oscar, and to be chosen as the
'Best Supporting Actor in a Comedic Performance With Less Than Three Lines' is the greatest
experience of my life. I have so many people to thank, let me just get out my list... and
hears the other page... hang on, there's just one more notebook, in my pocket here...
WAIT! WAIT! I haven't thanked anyone yet, don't touch me! I need to thank my *urk*.)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of
your last name
E-Bo (I don't think I'll need this one. I don't even qualify as "Pretty fly for a white
guy." I tend to make guys like that seem downright urban.)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Tiger Midnight (I always did work best alone, in the dark. The dark hides thing, it's
safer there. I never should have taken on the kid as a partner, and now, he's dead
because of me. When your partner dies, you do something about it. That's the code. I
gotta find the guy who installed the guard rail at the top of the stairs in that aquarium,
and make sure the kid gets justice by bringing his shoddy construction to the attention
of the City Civil Engineers. I swear kid, I won't rest until I bring that construction
worker to justice.)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Vincent Ada (My darling... even though you once loved my long-lost identical twin Renaldo,
and even though you helped him when he tried to have me sealed in a barrel of Dr. Pepper
and tossed overboard from a Singaporean cargo ship bound for Madagascar, I still want you
to know that I love you like I never loved any of the 27 other women I have been paired
with since I first joined this drama.)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's
maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Bogan Dein (I think this one deserves blue skin and snake-eyes, and maybe would be a
quick-draw blaster artist in the old West style.)
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
T'Necniv Nosredna (Hmm.. This feels more Old Republic than Clone War or post-Palpatine.
Maybe I could be one of those 'grey jedi' who use all the powers of the force and are
constantly tempted to indulge their dark side.)
8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, father's middle initial, street you grew up on)
Vincent A Bronson (OK, this would only work if I looked like friggin' James Bond, or was
tall, dark and handsome in the Mediterranean fashion.)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, an automobile you have)
The Midnight Prism (Cool.. my tagline could be, "So shines a good deed in a naughty world!"
I'll say it whenever I'm tempted by my inner demons to commit an act of disproportionate
violence, just like my widowed Aunt Betty taught me when she raised on her farm after my
parents were killed in a tragic Chia-pet accident.)
as accurate as possible, but the commentary is complete fiction. Enjoy.
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Dusty Pineridge (Because Dusty East 14th just doesn't cut it. I think I should go, right
now, and begin writing my next Monster Ballad; this name just won't cut it anywhere but
80's hair metal. Sounds like a drummer or bass player, I think.)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Donald Pocky (I'm just... so honored... that you all would chose me as the recipient of
this award. It has been my lifelong goal to receive an Oscar, and to be chosen as the
'Best Supporting Actor in a Comedic Performance With Less Than Three Lines' is the greatest
experience of my life. I have so many people to thank, let me just get out my list... and
hears the other page... hang on, there's just one more notebook, in my pocket here...
WAIT! WAIT! I haven't thanked anyone yet, don't touch me! I need to thank my *urk*.)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of
your last name
E-Bo (I don't think I'll need this one. I don't even qualify as "Pretty fly for a white
guy." I tend to make guys like that seem downright urban.)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Tiger Midnight (I always did work best alone, in the dark. The dark hides thing, it's
safer there. I never should have taken on the kid as a partner, and now, he's dead
because of me. When your partner dies, you do something about it. That's the code. I
gotta find the guy who installed the guard rail at the top of the stairs in that aquarium,
and make sure the kid gets justice by bringing his shoddy construction to the attention
of the City Civil Engineers. I swear kid, I won't rest until I bring that construction
worker to justice.)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Vincent Ada (My darling... even though you once loved my long-lost identical twin Renaldo,
and even though you helped him when he tried to have me sealed in a barrel of Dr. Pepper
and tossed overboard from a Singaporean cargo ship bound for Madagascar, I still want you
to know that I love you like I never loved any of the 27 other women I have been paired
with since I first joined this drama.)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's
maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Bogan Dein (I think this one deserves blue skin and snake-eyes, and maybe would be a
quick-draw blaster artist in the old West style.)
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
T'Necniv Nosredna (Hmm.. This feels more Old Republic than Clone War or post-Palpatine.
Maybe I could be one of those 'grey jedi' who use all the powers of the force and are
constantly tempted to indulge their dark side.)
8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, father's middle initial, street you grew up on)
Vincent A Bronson (OK, this would only work if I looked like friggin' James Bond, or was
tall, dark and handsome in the Mediterranean fashion.)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, an automobile you have)
The Midnight Prism (Cool.. my tagline could be, "So shines a good deed in a naughty world!"
I'll say it whenever I'm tempted by my inner demons to commit an act of disproportionate
violence, just like my widowed Aunt Betty taught me when she raised on her farm after my
parents were killed in a tragic Chia-pet accident.)