Butchering post!
I have decided that being a shinobi is no life for me! Like, think about it, you have to get dirty (EWW!), fight, and all this other crap! I ain't taking this!
SO, I have left my job in exchange for a better one. I AM NOW A PROFESSIONAL STRIPPER/PORN STAR!
I'll admit, it wasn't easy. BUt I talked to Anko about my decision, and she supported me 120%! In fact, she's the one who introduced me to the nice man who got me involved in all this! Oh, and she helped me shop for new clothes! I threw my old clothes out! Ugh, I felt like a nun in those burlap sacks! I owe SO MUCH to her. I LOVE HER! TOTALLY!
Anyway, if there're any parties or whatever coming up, call me for a good time! I'll make it worth your while! ^_~
(PS: GENDER IS NO PROBLEM. COME ONE COME ALL!)
SO, I have left my job in exchange for a better one. I AM NOW A PROFESSIONAL STRIPPER/PORN STAR!
I'll admit, it wasn't easy. BUt I talked to Anko about my decision, and she supported me 120%! In fact, she's the one who introduced me to the nice man who got me involved in all this! Oh, and she helped me shop for new clothes! I threw my old clothes out! Ugh, I felt like a nun in those burlap sacks! I owe SO MUCH to her. I LOVE HER! TOTALLY!
Anyway, if there're any parties or whatever coming up, call me for a good time! I'll make it worth your while! ^_~
(PS: GENDER IS NO PROBLEM. COME ONE COME ALL!)