Meet the POD (Plant of Doom/Danger/Disaster/Drama)

[yuu_chan_kanda]

[Yuu-chan is sitting in front of her shop, holding a potted plant. She just staring at it intently. As if she expects it to do something miraculous. Really, what is she doing? What does she expect the plant to do? She continues to sit there, watching it. If you appraoch her, she'll look up. She might even greet you before returning her attention to

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[yuu_chan_kanda]

[She glances up and raises an eyebrow. Zexion has a sister? No, this one doesn't have an aura match to Zexion. From a different world then. Not as interesting as the sister idea.]

Yes? [She's returned her attention to the plant.] Can I help you with something?

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Tokyo, Japan. Year, 2011. Month, February. [She's still staring at that plant intently. It really does look like she expects something to happen. But what?] I take it you're not from around here? [Not that she really needs to ask. She can tell by the aura.]

[yuu_chan_kanda]

It's not rare for customers to come from different places to get to my shop. [Still not looking up from the plant. She hesitantly raises a finger. It's trembling and she lightly taps a leaf before yanking her hand back. Her eyes narrow as she regards the plant warily. Really, under most circumstance her reaction would probably be considered funny.] It's not rare for them to come from different time periods, either.

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Then ask someone else. Ask the man with mismatched eyes who's going to come flailing through the front gate in about ten seconds. He'll tell you the same thing. [A shrug. She's not going to defend herself. SHe's much mroe reoccupied with the plant. She pushes it away slightly, still eyeing it wary. She glances at the girl before looking back at the plant.]

Oh, and don't stand there too long. You'll get wet. [As she says this, a kappa's head bursts out of the nearby pond and splashes before disappearing underwater again. Did it get her wet?]

[yuu_chan_kanda]

[He does indeed come stomping in, his face stormy. {Yuu-san! There you are!} He looks at the girl and the annoyance melts away from his face. He looks a bit bashful. {Oh. Hello there. Are you a customer? Or did you come here by chance?}]

She's here by chance, I think. She doesn't seem to need anything from me at the moment. [Yuu-chan responds, shrugging.] You better not be here to give me another...thing. [She makes a face, regarding the plant. She repositions herself on the steps, sitting more comfortably.]

[yuu_chan_kanda]

[This seems to annoy the boy. He gets worked up again. {Look, I have no idea what you're talking about! I don't want to deal with a rude child like you!} On closer examination, while he is still small like a high schooler, he is indeed a grown man He storms over to Yuu-chan. {You! This is all your fault! What do you have to say for yourself?}]

[She smiles up at him.] Obviously you aren't getting enough fiber. [He begins to spaz out and she turns her attention back to the girl.] No, I was going to say I was expecting him. Of course, he's about ten minutes late. [Besides, she doesn't see the future, only catches glimpses of it. She's not lying.] As for why you got wet, that kappa doesn't like people standing in that spot for too long. It'll probably splash you again in a minute if you don't move.

[She shrugs and glances at the plant again. She's talking to the boy when she speaks again.] Honestly, this is all your fault. What am I supposed to do with this...thing? You and Yuuko have seriously twisted senses of humor.

Don't mind Watanuki, he needs his fiber... XD

[yuu_chan_kanda]

[Watanuki turns to glare at the girl, his face clearly saying he thinks she's an idiot. He's been working at Yuuko's shop too long. {Are you an idiot? There are many ways to transport someone to another world! It's not that hard to transport them across an ocean! It's not that hard to do it without them realizing either!} He's fairly annoyed and he won't be making any good points today. He whirls on Yuu-chan. {And what did you mean by that fiber comment!?} He begins ranting, some colorful flailing added.]

[Yuu-chan unwraps and shoves a bar in his open mouth, nearly choking him.] You really need some fiber. Calm down. [She turns to the girl.] You don't have to believe me. I really don't care. But I would move if I were you. I wasn't kidding about that Kappa.

But it's true~!! Hee, he does, he does... He gets grumpy otherwise

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Magic is not improbable. To dismiss something just because it defies your logic, that is truly illogical. [Yuu-chan rarely takes this tone with customers. However, she's already annoyed at Watanuki and this girl's complete dismissal of magic is like her dismissing her existence.] I can prove it to you, if that is what you need.