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TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: An image from The Tale of Genji drawn by Yoshitaka Amano
Q: How many televisions do you have in your house?
A: Three. One in the sitting area off of the kitchen, one upstairs, and one in the family room. Technically four, as the rinky dink one I had in college is somewhere in the basement. But it's not hooked up.
BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Right-handed.
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: I don't think so.
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: My ass. ::drum riff:: Or heavy groceries.
Q: Have you ever been knocked out?
A: No. I've had the wind knocked out of me. Unless you're counting when I fell off my bike when I was younger, struck my head and was unconscious for two days. Then I would probably count that as being knocked out.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: Yeah. I would.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Let me get back to you on this one.
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Green
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A: Probably. I was once a small child, after all.
DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: Yep.
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: No. I actually use my pinkies too much.
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: I don't really blog much to begin with, so...yeah. Bring it on. I need the revenue after turning down the pinkie mutilation money.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: Probably. Not that anyone would particularly want to see it.
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: No.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Fear of punishment does not equate a lack of punishment. Regardless, my answer is still no.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I'm in my PJs, so no pockets here. Usually my car keys, though.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Eh.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet upstairs, hardwood in the kitchen.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: One.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
A: My friend Josh.
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Josh.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My brother's girlfriend.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: I don't really have one.
Q: Season?
A: Probably Autumn.
Q: Color?
A: Green.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: No.
Q: Mood?
A: Sick and tired. Also, I can feel a headache coming on.
Q: Listening to?
A: The air conditioner.
Q: Watching?
A: My computer screen as I type this. I was watching Conduit from The X-Files a few minutes ago.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Employment. My complete lack thereof.
Q: Wearing?
A: PJs! Moon and star pants, simple blue shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom. Then kitchen. I'm so boring.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Get back to writing on a regular schedule again.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I try.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Overall, I would say so.