I'm prettier than you

Aug 26, 2014 20:01

Title: I’m prettier than you.

Author: yuriyana

Pairing: ChiiTaro /Yamajima

Rating: PG

Summary: Chinen and Yamada catfight.

Note: Girl Chinen and Yamada

“Ryuu!!”

“Hmm? Na-Ittai!” Unable to finish his sentence , Chinen glomped onto Ryutaro.

“Let’s go to that newly-opened café! Inoo-kun and Yabu-kun told me they have the best sweets there!”

“Ehh-But Chii , I have to fini-“  unable to finish his sentence once again, Chinen already dragged Ryutaro to the said Café .

“Yay! Dateee~! Ryuu , it’s your treat nee!”

“Wait! What? N-“

“Please?” Chinen used her puppy eye attack….

“Okay...”

and it’s very effective!

As they arrive at the café , they ordered and of course, Ryutaro is the one who paid it all.

“Hmm~ Oissshhhiii!!”  Chinen said as she eats the parfait

They are seated in the cafe , facing each other.

“Desyo nee~” Ryutaro said as he sips his coffee

“Nee, why did you order a coffee? You’re like my father.”

“Oi =A=”

Chinen gets a magazine beside their table and started reading it

“Chotto-Ryuu!!! Look!”  The smaller one said as she shove the magazine to the boy.

“The bag?”

“NO! The model! “ Chinen said and points it

“Oh! It’s-“

“Look at the counter!  It’s her right?!”

“Y-yeah…”

“It’s Yamada Ryosuke! Sister of Yamada Chihiro!”

“She’s my-“

“Is it you Ryuu-tan?” Yamada asked as she walks towards their table

“Ryuu-tan?” Chinen asked as she looks at Ryutaro

“Unn. He’s my childhood friend.” Ryutaro said

“WHAT? You didn’t said that to me!”

“I was about to tell you though.”

“Araa! Sorry for being rude.  My name is Yamada Ryosuke. Ryuu-tan’s childhood friend. Yoroshikku nee!” Yamada said and takes a sit beside Ryutaro

“Why are you sitting beside him?” Chinen said as she narrow his eyes

“Ryuu-tan! I haven’t met you for a while! How are you?” Yamada said as she holds Ryutaro’s hands making Chinen send dagger glares to Yamada

“I-I’m fine…Now now , ryo-chii-“

“RYO-CHII?!!?!” Chinen shouted as she heard it

“YOU CALL HIM RYO-CHII WHILE YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE ME CUTE NICKNAMES?!” Chinen continued

“Ehhh~  But I missed you ryuu-tan~!” Yamada ignoring Chinen again said, as she wraps his arms around Ryutaro’s neck and Ryutaro could only sigh since he knows what will happen next.

“HEY YOU LEECH! GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND OR I’LL THROW SALT AT YOU!” Chinen said as she slammed down both of her hands on the table

“HEY! What did you just called me? A leech? Well, for your information I’m a model and I saw you earlier looking at my photos and was amazed to see me in person!” Yamada said as she pointed on the magazine

“Well I never knew that a human-sized pig exist! I thought it’s only edited and I really! Really! I was amazed to see a human-sized pig!”

“WHAT. RYUU-TAN THIS CHIBI!”

“Hey you! Don’t call me a chibi when you yourself is also a chibi! You’re only wearing high heels!!”

“Oh yeah?! Do you want me to shove this high-heels of mine to that mouth of yours?!”

“Well! Do it! You’re not even pretty! You’re only wearing a make-up and under those tons of layers of make-up of your face is full of acne and pimples!”  Chinen said holding the magazine and readying to slap it to the girl in front of her

“I DON'T HAVE THOSE AND AT LEAST I’M A MODEL.”

“I can be a  model anytime I want! I’m just….busy!!!

“As if! You’re just making it as an excuse because you’re ugly!”

“I’m not ugly you pig! I’m prettier than you!” Annndddd Chinen had enough and slap the magazine she was holding to Ryosuke which made the other one fuming mad and holds the smaller (not that small because their height is just a cm difference) one’s hair and pulls it

“NAKAJIMA-SAN WILL YOU PLEASE STOP HIDING NOW.” Ryutaro shouted

“…r-r-ryo-chan…s-s-s-stop.” Yuto said more like whispered in the air.

Yamada turned around to see her beloved boyfriend but this chibi suddenly slap her again

“YOU SQUIRREL!”

“YOU PIG!”

“YOU’RE ONLY INSECURE OF ME BECAUSE I’M A MILLION TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU.”

“YOU’RE DREAMING. I’M PRETTIER THAN YOU! HECK  YOU JUST LOOKED LIKE THE NAIL IN MY TOE.”

“MY PRETTINESS IS NOT THAT LOW.”

“IT IS NOW BECAUSE YOU MET ME CHINEN YURI , THE GODESS.”

“YOU!! YOU WALKING CAN OPENER!”

“WHAT THE! HEY! YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? THEN REMOVE THOSE MAKE UP OF YOURS! YOU MIGHT LOSE UHH 5 KILOGRAMS!”

“Ryo-chan.” Yuto said sternly making Yamada flinched and turned her attention to him. Serious Yuto is scary for Yamada.

“Y-yutti. I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine. Let’s just stop bothering them okay?” Yuto said and pulled Yamada

Chinen just stucked her tongue out as the other one glares at her.

“Yuri.” Ryutaro said

“Hai?”

“Why do you have to-Umff!” Ryutaro unable to finish when Hikaru glomped on him

“WHAT THE HIKARU GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!!”

fic type: oneshot, otp: morimoto/chinen

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