Poser Account
Title: Poser account
Pairing: Chiitaro
Author: yuriyana
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryutaro made a twitter account
A/N: Inspired by the incident last week that Ryutaro made a twitter account.
“I don’t know how to make one!” Ryutaro said as he glares at the older one
“Geez! You’re already 19! Alright! I’ll make you one now! It’s been a week since I asked you to make one” Chinen said as he pushed Ryuu away from his seat “And here I thought you’re great when it comes to this kind of things.”
“Well, sorry for not being great at those things. Sheesh , why are you being so work up with that poser account when it’s obviously not me.” Ryutaro said as he rolls his eyes to Chinen who is currently making his boyfriend’s twitter account.
“Well for your information some fangirls do believe that this account is yours and I cannot just let that happen you know.” Chinen said as he types the information asked in the computer.
“So? I don’t care if some do believe or some do not.”
“Well, young man, I here do care! Just look at your poser’s account! Its timeline is full of girl’s photos! And some here thought that those are your girlfriends! Yes, girlfriends! With an ‘S’ for gyoza’s sake!!”
Ryutaro just sighed as Chinen continues to rant about that poser account.
It all started when Chinen found out that there’s a twitter account saying that he’s the ex-member of Hey!Say!JUMP namely Morimoto Ryutaro .
“Morimoto Ryutaro! Just what the hell is this?!” Chinen said as he barged into the younger one’s room which is currently playing his most precious DS.
Ryutaro paused his game and tilted his head as he stares at the Ipad the older one’s holding.
“ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?” Chinen furiously shakes Ryutaro
“What?!” Ryutaro raised a brow
“You don’t love me anymore… Is that it? You prefer boobs now….” Chinen asked as tears stubbornly fell from his eyes.
“Seriously Yuri we’re already having our 5th Anniversary this December and you’re asking me if I don’t love you anymore?” Ryutaro answered as he gently wipes the tears coming out from Chinen’s eyes with his thumb
“You’re tired of me aren’t you?....You found yourself a girl…You don’t want a spoiled brat like me anymore….”Chinen continues to cry
“Just tell me what happened Yuri.” Ryutaro said as he pecks his boyfriend’s lips. “You know I won’t get tired of you right? You know I won’t stop loving you right? You know that even if I’m not in the group anymore I still continuously love you and give you everything I have right? We’ve been into many hardships now Yuri and we’re still going strong, so tell me, tell me what made you to think like that? Because for me that is the most unbelievable thing to happen … Me to get tired of you and replace you with another girl” Ryutaro assured him.
Chinen’s crying stops and he showed Ryutaro the Ipad he was holding.
“I-is this…your account?” Chinen asked nervously as he showed the twitter account
“I don’t remember making a twitter account, and it’s obviously not me! Just look at his background photo! It’s a flower and I don’t even like flowers! If it’s you with those flowers as a background then I might like it or even love it. His prof-Yuri?” Ryutaro stopped complaining at how boring and not Ryutaro-ish that poser’s profile is when he saw his boyfriend’s glare at the Ipad as if killing it by his killer stare.
“Make a twitter account Ryu-chan.”
“What would we do if you’re already done with that?” Ryutaro asked
“Uhh, we’ll tweet saying that, that account isn’t yours and it’s bothering you so much you can’t even sleep for a wink! And then we will tell the people not to believe whatever that person is saying or whatsoever.”
“Then?”
“That’s it.”
“Oh.”
“That’s it?” Chinen said again but with a tone of asking and irritation
“Huh?”
“You’re just going to reply me with an ‘Oh’ when here I am giving my effort to clear this misunderstanding?!”
“Well who told you to clear it in the first place? Like I told you, I don’t care about that imposter, okay?”
“You’re just going to let it be?!” Chinen asked irritated making Ryutaro flinched
“Fine fine! Just finish it already.”
“I’ve already finished it … Now , what should we use as your icon? Ah! The one I took in your condo will be good.” Chinen said as he uploads the stolen shot of Ryutaro he have.
“What would be the cover photo then?” Ryutaro asked Chinen
“Oh. Simply a photo saying ‘Love is Blind’ .”Chinen giggled
“Why so? “
“You fell in love with me not minding how spoil of a brat am I and also my height and age, right?” Chinen looked at Ryutaro and smiled , Ryutaro stares back at him too and smiled.
“I don’t get it Yuri.” Ryutaro said and smiled more
“Me too, Ryuu” Chinen grinned “ Well , I’ve uploaded it already so let’s not change it then.” Chinen said as he uploads another photo
“Hey! Where did you get that photo of mine! I haven’t even shaved that time yet!” Ryutaro pinched Chinen’s cheeks and the other one could only giggle.
“It’s when I had a sleepover at your house, we we’re talking that time when Shintaro barged in your room and starts complaining at the mess you did at the kitchen and he’s the one who cleaned it all … and you’re there… just staring at Shin… so I took the chance and captured a photo of you. “ Chinen tongued-out.
“You evil.”
‘’It’s fineeee! You look hot here. Let me just put a caption then.”
To all of my beloved fans. Ryutaro Morimoto here. The one and only. I’ve uploaded a photo of mine so that everyone will really believe this is me. To those who believed that fake account that I have a girlfriend, well fuck you all because I love Chinen Yuri and only him so don’t beli-
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU’RE GONNA RUIN MY IMAGE!” Ryutaro scolded
“WHAT!? AND NOW YOU’RE BEING CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR IMAGE NOW?! WHEN THAT POSER ACCOUNT IS USING YOUR NAME AND KEEP TWEETING ABOUT THINGS , YOU DIDN’T CARE!!”
“WELL EXCUSE ME BUT YOU’RE ALSO UPLOADING A PHOTO OF MINE AND WE’RE CLAIMING HERE THAT I’M THE REAL RYUTARO MORIMOTO SO OBVIOUSLY MANY WOULD BELIEVE IT.”
“…”
“Let me put the caption.” Ryutaro said and Chinen moved to the side to let Ryuu type in the computer
To all of my beloved fans. The oh-so-hot and awesome Ryutaro Morimoto here. Oh wait, Ryutaro Morimoto who is also great at singing and dancing. I’ve uploaded a photo of mine so that everyone will believe it is me and you can also drool over it and fantasize how great I still am even if I’m already out of the entertainment indus-
“Ittai!!! What was that for!?” Ryutaro said as he rubs the spot Chinen just whacked
“It looks like you’re just complimenting yourself! They won’t believe it’s you!”
“Of course they would! It’s my photo there you know!”
“Eh? Chii? Ryuu? What are you doing here?” Hikaru appeared at their side making both of them startled
“Oh. Hika-chan!” Chinen glomped at the older one
“What do you want?” Ryutaro glared
“Easy there Ryuu, it seems like you two are troubled so I came here to help.” Hikaru said
“We don’t need your he-“
“It’s because we don’t know what to caption with Ryuu-chan’s photo. You see , someone is acting that he’s Ryuu-chan in twitter and we want to tell that he is not the real Ryuu-chan because there are many fangirls who are believing it’s him.” Chinen explained.
“YURI!”Ryutaro exclaimed
“What? It’s okay. Nothing would go wrong you know.” Chinen patted his shoulder
“Okay, let me be the one to put a caption on it then.”
“Yehey! Thank you Hika-chan!”
“Just be sure to make it decent.” Ryutaro glared
“Sure. Just leave it to me!”Hikaru grinned
“Since Hika-chan will do it, let’s have a date Ryuu-chan! Your treat okay? Yeheyyy!” And Chinen dragged Ryutaro out.
The next day
“WHERE IS YAOTOME HIKARU!?” Ryutaro barged in Yabu’s Room. Wow , they do sure like to barged into people’s room suddenly.
Chinen could only laugh as he reads the caption Hikaru put while Hikaru is being chased by Ryutaro who have a cat on his hand.
To all of my beloved fans. Ryutaro Morimoto here who likes Hikaru Yaotome so much because he is amazing and worth admiring, his crooked-teeth suits him so much and it also makes him kinda cute. Oh I’m not only here to say compliments about my idol namely Yaotome Hikaru who is obviously great at rapping too. I’m here to tell you all that the account saying that he is me, is not me. Get it? *laughs* Okay. I’m here to tell you that this is the real Morimoto who admires Hikaru Yaotome and no one else so don’t believe that poser account. Okay? And I love you Hikaru-senpai!
A/N#2:[Photo of Ryuu who haven't shaved yet...]
Pairing: Chiitaro
Author: yuriyana
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryutaro made a twitter account
A/N: Inspired by the incident last week that Ryutaro made a twitter account.
“I don’t know how to make one!” Ryutaro said as he glares at the older one
“Geez! You’re already 19! Alright! I’ll make you one now! It’s been a week since I asked you to make one” Chinen said as he pushed Ryuu away from his seat “And here I thought you’re great when it comes to this kind of things.”
“Well, sorry for not being great at those things. Sheesh , why are you being so work up with that poser account when it’s obviously not me.” Ryutaro said as he rolls his eyes to Chinen who is currently making his boyfriend’s twitter account.
“Well for your information some fangirls do believe that this account is yours and I cannot just let that happen you know.” Chinen said as he types the information asked in the computer.
“So? I don’t care if some do believe or some do not.”
“Well, young man, I here do care! Just look at your poser’s account! Its timeline is full of girl’s photos! And some here thought that those are your girlfriends! Yes, girlfriends! With an ‘S’ for gyoza’s sake!!”
Ryutaro just sighed as Chinen continues to rant about that poser account.
It all started when Chinen found out that there’s a twitter account saying that he’s the ex-member of Hey!Say!JUMP namely Morimoto Ryutaro .
“Morimoto Ryutaro! Just what the hell is this?!” Chinen said as he barged into the younger one’s room which is currently playing his most precious DS.
Ryutaro paused his game and tilted his head as he stares at the Ipad the older one’s holding.
“ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?” Chinen furiously shakes Ryutaro
“What?!” Ryutaro raised a brow
“You don’t love me anymore… Is that it? You prefer boobs now….” Chinen asked as tears stubbornly fell from his eyes.
“Seriously Yuri we’re already having our 5th Anniversary this December and you’re asking me if I don’t love you anymore?” Ryutaro answered as he gently wipes the tears coming out from Chinen’s eyes with his thumb
“You’re tired of me aren’t you?....You found yourself a girl…You don’t want a spoiled brat like me anymore….”Chinen continues to cry
“Just tell me what happened Yuri.” Ryutaro said as he pecks his boyfriend’s lips. “You know I won’t get tired of you right? You know I won’t stop loving you right? You know that even if I’m not in the group anymore I still continuously love you and give you everything I have right? We’ve been into many hardships now Yuri and we’re still going strong, so tell me, tell me what made you to think like that? Because for me that is the most unbelievable thing to happen … Me to get tired of you and replace you with another girl” Ryutaro assured him.
Chinen’s crying stops and he showed Ryutaro the Ipad he was holding.
“I-is this…your account?” Chinen asked nervously as he showed the twitter account
“I don’t remember making a twitter account, and it’s obviously not me! Just look at his background photo! It’s a flower and I don’t even like flowers! If it’s you with those flowers as a background then I might like it or even love it. His prof-Yuri?” Ryutaro stopped complaining at how boring and not Ryutaro-ish that poser’s profile is when he saw his boyfriend’s glare at the Ipad as if killing it by his killer stare.
“Make a twitter account Ryu-chan.”
“What would we do if you’re already done with that?” Ryutaro asked
“Uhh, we’ll tweet saying that, that account isn’t yours and it’s bothering you so much you can’t even sleep for a wink! And then we will tell the people not to believe whatever that person is saying or whatsoever.”
“Then?”
“That’s it.”
“Oh.”
“That’s it?” Chinen said again but with a tone of asking and irritation
“Huh?”
“You’re just going to reply me with an ‘Oh’ when here I am giving my effort to clear this misunderstanding?!”
“Well who told you to clear it in the first place? Like I told you, I don’t care about that imposter, okay?”
“You’re just going to let it be?!” Chinen asked irritated making Ryutaro flinched
“Fine fine! Just finish it already.”
“I’ve already finished it … Now , what should we use as your icon? Ah! The one I took in your condo will be good.” Chinen said as he uploads the stolen shot of Ryutaro he have.
“What would be the cover photo then?” Ryutaro asked Chinen
“Oh. Simply a photo saying ‘Love is Blind’ .”Chinen giggled
“Why so? “
“You fell in love with me not minding how spoil of a brat am I and also my height and age, right?” Chinen looked at Ryutaro and smiled , Ryutaro stares back at him too and smiled.
“I don’t get it Yuri.” Ryutaro said and smiled more
“Me too, Ryuu” Chinen grinned “ Well , I’ve uploaded it already so let’s not change it then.” Chinen said as he uploads another photo
“Hey! Where did you get that photo of mine! I haven’t even shaved that time yet!” Ryutaro pinched Chinen’s cheeks and the other one could only giggle.
“It’s when I had a sleepover at your house, we we’re talking that time when Shintaro barged in your room and starts complaining at the mess you did at the kitchen and he’s the one who cleaned it all … and you’re there… just staring at Shin… so I took the chance and captured a photo of you. “ Chinen tongued-out.
“You evil.”
‘’It’s fineeee! You look hot here. Let me just put a caption then.”
To all of my beloved fans. Ryutaro Morimoto here. The one and only. I’ve uploaded a photo of mine so that everyone will really believe this is me. To those who believed that fake account that I have a girlfriend, well fuck you all because I love Chinen Yuri and only him so don’t beli-
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU’RE GONNA RUIN MY IMAGE!” Ryutaro scolded
“WHAT!? AND NOW YOU’RE BEING CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR IMAGE NOW?! WHEN THAT POSER ACCOUNT IS USING YOUR NAME AND KEEP TWEETING ABOUT THINGS , YOU DIDN’T CARE!!”
“WELL EXCUSE ME BUT YOU’RE ALSO UPLOADING A PHOTO OF MINE AND WE’RE CLAIMING HERE THAT I’M THE REAL RYUTARO MORIMOTO SO OBVIOUSLY MANY WOULD BELIEVE IT.”
“…”
“Let me put the caption.” Ryutaro said and Chinen moved to the side to let Ryuu type in the computer
To all of my beloved fans. The oh-so-hot and awesome Ryutaro Morimoto here. Oh wait, Ryutaro Morimoto who is also great at singing and dancing. I’ve uploaded a photo of mine so that everyone will believe it is me and you can also drool over it and fantasize how great I still am even if I’m already out of the entertainment indus-
“Ittai!!! What was that for!?” Ryutaro said as he rubs the spot Chinen just whacked
“It looks like you’re just complimenting yourself! They won’t believe it’s you!”
“Of course they would! It’s my photo there you know!”
“Eh? Chii? Ryuu? What are you doing here?” Hikaru appeared at their side making both of them startled
“Oh. Hika-chan!” Chinen glomped at the older one
“What do you want?” Ryutaro glared
“Easy there Ryuu, it seems like you two are troubled so I came here to help.” Hikaru said
“We don’t need your he-“
“It’s because we don’t know what to caption with Ryuu-chan’s photo. You see , someone is acting that he’s Ryuu-chan in twitter and we want to tell that he is not the real Ryuu-chan because there are many fangirls who are believing it’s him.” Chinen explained.
“YURI!”Ryutaro exclaimed
“What? It’s okay. Nothing would go wrong you know.” Chinen patted his shoulder
“Okay, let me be the one to put a caption on it then.”
“Yehey! Thank you Hika-chan!”
“Just be sure to make it decent.” Ryutaro glared
“Sure. Just leave it to me!”Hikaru grinned
“Since Hika-chan will do it, let’s have a date Ryuu-chan! Your treat okay? Yeheyyy!” And Chinen dragged Ryutaro out.
The next day
“WHERE IS YAOTOME HIKARU!?” Ryutaro barged in Yabu’s Room. Wow , they do sure like to barged into people’s room suddenly.
Chinen could only laugh as he reads the caption Hikaru put while Hikaru is being chased by Ryutaro who have a cat on his hand.
To all of my beloved fans. Ryutaro Morimoto here who likes Hikaru Yaotome so much because he is amazing and worth admiring, his crooked-teeth suits him so much and it also makes him kinda cute. Oh I’m not only here to say compliments about my idol namely Yaotome Hikaru who is obviously great at rapping too. I’m here to tell you all that the account saying that he is me, is not me. Get it? *laughs* Okay. I’m here to tell you that this is the real Morimoto who admires Hikaru Yaotome and no one else so don’t believe that poser account. Okay? And I love you Hikaru-senpai!
A/N#2:[Photo of Ryuu who haven't shaved yet...]