Delete Everything

Jul 18, 2011 01:32

"Oji-sama~! Your newly ordered Gunpla arrived! You could say, a timely delivery?"

Mois opened the door to Keroro's basement room, hands full of a new box of Keroro's favorite gunpla series. Right behind her... was Kururu, in human form. He took a liking to being human, after accidentally shooting himself with his "Let's all work together" humanizing ray gun. But that's all besides the point of this story.

Kururu was less than enthused as Mois was delivering her uncle his new toy.

"Ahh!! The new EG RX-78-2 model! The Chinese are super lucky getting these! And now I am one of the lucky ones too, de arimasu!" Keroro announced as he gleefully jumped to grab the box out of Mois' hands. "Thank you once again Mois-dono!"

"Why am I even here helping you deliver Taichou his gundam model orders?" Kururu asked dryly.

Mois looked up at Kururu with a puzzled look on her face. "Because... I asked you to, right?" Kururu sighed at her response.

"Oh Kururu Souchou, don't be like that! This is the best you've ever helped deliver to me, de arimasu!" Shut up Keroro, you are no longer necessary in this story. "EHHHHHHHHHH!? NO WAY! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE, DE ARIMASU! I'M A MAIN--"

ANYWAY, as Keroro started working on his new model, Kururu left the room, leaving Mois to babysit the captain as usual. It wasn't until late at night did they meet back up in the command room in the base.

"Taichou still working on that model or did he finish it?" Kururu asked as he messed with his DJ table. "He finished it a while ago. You could say, quick build start series?"

"Why do you still put up with his child-like attitude? You know he doesn't see you any more than a distant not-relative, da ze~ He probably sees you as a free maid at worst. Ku ku ku kuuuu~"

"He's still my Oji-sama, no matter what! I will always love my uncle!"

"Right."

Right then, Mois grabbed Kururu's hands and dragged him to whatever room Mois used to sleep in. To Kururu's less than surprise, Mois tossed him onto her bed. "Ku ku kuuu~ A little hasty aren't you?"

"I just wanted to do it again. You could say, intimate recourse?"

"That doesn't make sense. Anyway, didn't you say you love Taichou?"

"Well, yes, but.

I love you too, Kururu-san.

Let's have sex"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!? THIS IS YOUR REDO?!"

"Yeah... Uncle Mutsumi said it was great..." Pirouette said as she glared at Mutsumi, who was looking away curiously.

"Mutsumi, don't be a jerk to my kid, that's my job, da ze~" Kururu said calmly at his wave buddy. "YOU on the other hand," directing his attention back to his daughter, "Where did you even GET this idea from?! Where did you get the idea of me and Mois being together?"

"Internet."

"No more internet for you. Mutsumi, can you tell Prier I'm grounding our daughter?"

"Can you tell mom that daddy asked me to write a scenario for a memory erasure and redo? That daddy's been wanting to get rid of her in his mind?"

Father and daughter stared at each other, neither backing down on their stances for this crazy situation.

Mutsumi looked at the two for a while before he threw his hands up. "Alright, I'll tell the prinnies that the both of you asked for no curry for the next week, and tell Prier that the both of you agreed to take up martial arts."

"NO!!"

"Figures~ Like father, like daughter~"

Later that evening, mother and son watched as father and daughter argued about some story they were trying to come up with. It was pretty entertaining, to say the least. All they could really understand from it was something about memory loss and some alternate reality... and some way too cheery girl.

My first post in a while and it's crappy crappy fic. Welcome to Gay RP-related Stuff County, population: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Enjoy the fruit of my crypticness, Taiga.
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